Pelosi Proposes Bill for Mandatory Heated and Oxygenated Jet Plane Wheel Wells

[InTheLight]

Following the news that a 15 year old boy had stowed away in the wheel well of a jet flying from California to Hawaii, US representative Nancy Pelosi (D)-CA has proposed that new regulations be enacted requiring the installation of heat and oxygen into the wheel wells of all jet airliners. "It's a miracle that this boy survived this trip. We need to do everything in our power to ensure that future stowaways have the heat and oxygen they need to survive a flight."

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OK, OK, it's a story I made up....but it sounds eerily realistic, doesn't it?

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Given NSA's spying and the desperate need of the Democrats to distract from the healthcare debacle, don't be surprised to see her actually introduce this bill in the next few days. You can write her an email demanding she give you credit. :laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[Salty]

and the bill should also include the provision that it would no longer be illegal to be a stoway on a vessle (air, land or sea)


Wonder what Nancy would do if someone snuck into her DC office?

 

[webdog]

This should be added to the bill that calls for a special oxygen mask in the gas chamber.

 

[kyredneck]

....wow, you had me going; was going to send this one out on email....

 

[Alcott]

How about replacing the White House metal gate with an enormous elastic net, for next time anyone drives a vehicle right into it?