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Pit Stop----the Saga continues

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  1. Hopeful

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    Wow--that's my question to!!

    Well, I'll be strange today, so that'll settle the argument!
    (Actually, I'm pretty strange every day...and NO ONE would argue with that!)
    :laugh:
     
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  2. ccrobinson

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    No, the crew from the abysmal Enterprise isn't in it, either. It will have Kirk in it, but not played by Shatner.
     
    #42 ccrobinson, Nov 6, 2007
  3. Hopeful

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    Wow! I gotta find some info on this movie!

    It'll be hard to find folks to fill those original Star Trek shoesies!!!
     
    #43 Hopeful, Nov 6, 2007
  4. Friend of God

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    Maybe blackbird will portray Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek movie. :laugh:
     
    #44 Friend of God, Nov 6, 2007
  5. ccrobinson

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    Hopeful, I don't remember (and am too lazy to look up) what the rules are for listing other websites, so I'll send you a pm about the website that I used to get my information.

    Can I be Scotty in the movie? Can I? Can I? Pleeeaaaassseee? I'll have to work up a Scottish accent, but I'm sure I canna work one up, laddy.
     
    #45 ccrobinson, Nov 6, 2007
  6. mcdirector

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    Of course you are . . .
     
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  7. mcdirector

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    Who is in it??

    I want to know! Like now! ;)
     
    #47 mcdirector, Nov 6, 2007
  8. blackbird

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    Changin' the subject just a wee tad

    When Blackbird began his humble startin' of Pit Stop----the Saga Continues ----- he rated the humble thread with a 5 star

    He smells a fish --- as in somethin' fishy going down in Gotham City

    As in some unknown unnamed synister came in and cast a vote---except their vote was a 1 on the scale of 5 forcin' the 5 to become 4

    The Captain isn't ready to ask anyone to "walk the plank" into the depths of the sea

    but

    investigation is open

    Be honest and turn yourself in

    Judge Blackbird will be fair and reasonable and honest and square

    Trust the Pit Stop politicians!!!
     
    #48 blackbird, Nov 6, 2007
  9. Friend of God

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    Objection, Your Honor.

    If it pleases the Court, could you please explain how Judge Blackbird got the nickname "The Hanging Judge?"
     
    #49 Friend of God, Nov 7, 2007
  10. ccrobinson

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    Objection!

    Argumentative!

    I wonder why FoG asked such a question of The Honorable Judge Blackbird. Maybe he's afraid that his 1 star actions will be found out and he's trying to distract us all by impugning the character of The Honorable Judge Blackbird? Is that it, FoG? Hmmmm???
     
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  11. Friend of God

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    ONJECTION!! Opposing Counsel assumes facts not in evidence.

    My voting record is an open book. I vote early, and vote often.

    Methinks the voting is rigged anyway. I've voted 5 stars every time and the star value of the Pit Stop hasn't risen.
     
    #51 Friend of God, Nov 7, 2007
  12. ccrobinson

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    Offjection! Opposing counsel assumes that such evidentiary credibility is required before engaging in spurious and reprehensible accusations of impropriety.

    Furthermore, opposing counsel should not assume that they can willingly and voluntarily use the motto of the state in which opposing counsel's opposing counsel resides in.

    FoG, do you think maybe we can join forces and find an innocent bystander to accuse of the degradation of the Pit Stop rating?
     
    #52 ccrobinson, Nov 7, 2007
  13. Friend of God

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    If it pleases the Court, ccrobinson and I ask that we be appointed co-counsel in the matter of the sabotaged voting.
     
    #53 Friend of God, Nov 7, 2007
  14. blackbird

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    Golly, Gee Wally!!! Three objections in a row!! You know, I don't knoooooow!!

    Co-counsel, huh??

    That just means the two of you must know somethin' the Judge can only guess at!! He's pretty good at guessin'---and he'd rather guess than know especially when knowin' is out of the question!!


    Co-counsel?? Sure!! Can't see as to how it would hurt---might just help!!

    OK!! The two of you are in ---- welcome to the Guessin' Game!!! Where we can only "guess" who "slammed" the star rating of the Pit Stop!!!
     
    #54 blackbird, Nov 8, 2007
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    :BangHead: Lawyers!!!!:BangHead:

    Now that CCR (not the band from the 70s) and FoG (not the reason why you can't see California) have joined forces what in the name of Sam Hill are they supposed to do? They don't have a client. It seems all they can do is run around the court of the Honorable Blackbird (The gentleman from Red Stick) looking for someone to bill for their time shouting, "Objection, objection!"

    Come to think of it they seem to be acting like real lawyers only they ain't driving a Bimmer and wearing $1000 suits.

    Know the difference between a buzzard and a lawyer? A buzzard can't take his wingtips off.....

    Know why sharks won't eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

    What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in wet concrete?
     
    #55 padredurand, Nov 8, 2007
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    I've heard that the deeper you bury a Lawyer the more honest he gets. :laugh: :thumbs:
     
    #56 Friend of God, Nov 8, 2007
  17. blackbird

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    Two Cajun hunters from Pierre Part, Louisiana were walkin' through the woods north of Lake Verrett----huntin' dem Swamp Rabbits

    They stumble across a grave with a head marker that said

    Here lies a lawyer and an honest man

    One looks at the other and says

    "Look dar, Alphonse!!! Day done gone and went to buryin' two to the grave in deese parts of the Swamp!!!!":laugh:
     
    #57 blackbird, Nov 8, 2007
  18. ccrobinson

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    Your bill's in the mail, padre. I suppose your check's in the mail already. :smilewinkgrin:

    Q. What do you call 50 lawyers falling from a plane?
    A. Skeet

    Q. What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in wet concrete?
    A. A good start

    Q. How do you know a lawyer is lying?
    A. His lips are moving.

    That's true...

    Huh...

    Never thought of that.

    Guess I'll have to go back to pretending to be Scotty.

    Awaiting orders, Cap'n Blackbird!
     
    #58 ccrobinson, Nov 8, 2007
  19. padredurand

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    Guess an answer isn't required. :laugh:

    or.... not enough concrete.
     
    #59 padredurand, Nov 8, 2007
  20. blackbird

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    How about a Mother-in-Law contest???

    My mother in law is ---- in Blackbird's honest opinion --- the best Chicken "fryer -- upper" in the County!!!
     
    #60 blackbird, Nov 9, 2007
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