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Poke fun at Politics : Caption Contest Part III

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by ASLANSPAL, Jan 23, 2006.

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    DRESS BY NORTH CAROLINA TENTMAKER
     
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    Little Girl: TEACHER! The President tried to steal my tiara and.....and..he said it belonged to him because it is his crown and he is King over the whole wide World.
     
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    But Ms. Harris, if we can get a Clydsale for you to ride we could have your name in bigger letters and it would be more prominently displayed.
     
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    I am not even sure who these guys are but I thought it was pretty funny.
     
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    Stuck on Stupid
    I am not sure which one is which
     
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    Cindy Sheehan had always had a secret desire to be a part of The Jackson 5 . By the time she found out it was the wrong Jackson family it was too late, she was stuck on stupid.
     
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    Coming soon to a Drive-In Theater near you, "THE HILLS HAVE EYES PART II".
    Starring Cindy Sheehan and Jesse Jackson as the horrible two-headed giant.
    Deformed by a horrible U.S. atomic experiment, this freak of science wreaks havoc upon unsuspecting tourists of a small desert community.
     
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    Jesse(Thinking to himself): Man! I really need to dump this chick!
     
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    Jesse(Thinking to himself): If she sings "Stand By Your Man" one more time I'm going to barf.
     
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    Cindy(Singing): Me and my shadow walking down the avenue.
    Me and my shadow
    C'MON JESSE, SING IT WITH ME NOW!
    All alone and feeling blue.
     
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    Cindy: C'mon everybody ! Join me and Jesse, we're starting a Conga Line!
     
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    Jesse: Cindy, Please stop trying to use the heimlich manuever on me! It was only a cough! I swear I didn't swallow no chicken bone!
     
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    Cindy: Hey look Jesse! I'm the Wal-Mart Smilie guy!
     
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    (caption 1): Another paternity suit?!?!? You mean this here ain't a DUDE?!?!?

    (caption 2): OK, so if I say, "Keep hope alive," do you PROMISE to GET OFF ME?!?
     
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    - Jesse: Ok, ok, I admit it. I have a monkey on my back! Now help me please. Where is the clinic?
     
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    Jesse: Me and my big fat mouth! When I said "Can I get a Witness?" , all I wanted was an amen.
     
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    There are 1001 uses for Super Glue, Cindy has discovered number 1002.
     
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    Jesse...it's SO good to meet you. My name's Cindy...where's Tito and Germaine?
     
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