Poll: Member of the Year 2003

rsr! You mean to tell me Blackbird is involved with the Columbian Coffee Cartel?!!?

Did anybody else notice he's one preacher who cannot subtract? He's behind Clint by 5, not 4!!

Diane

 

Mrs. Tavegia---you had better take a look at the Ru or Ru not thread---I do believe that I have WS and Olive Branch honestly politicin' in Blackbird's favor----see, all I had to do was impress the women folk on the board and "Bingo!"---my promises to them is worth at least . . . at least . . . the rest of the votes comin' in!!!

I am afraid Blackbird will "cruise" in to the finish line---and all you, Barnabas, and Clint will see is red tail lights and gettin' faint whiffs of Carbon Monoxide!!!!

Your buddy,
Blackbird

 

Now Blackbird! Anybody who loves YOU has to love ME! We're like two peas in a pod! Not worrying YET!

Diane

 

We interrupt this love-fest to bring you the following commercial announcement:

Good grief...you guys are entirely TOO GUSHY this afternoon!!!

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Thank you.

 

Now C.J., I begged Blackbird to move to Georgia and he's trying to get us to move to Mississippi! We'd make a great Pres. and V.P. team but I get to be the boss! LOL
Diane

 

"Pres." and "V.P." of WHAT? The United States? Baptist Board? Either way, it's an incredibly scary thought!!!

 

Me thinks the thought of a vote of popularity means far too much to these two.

 

diane, I thought I was on your short list!

 

The BBEC (Baptist Board Election Commission)has been contacted to investigate the following:

Illegal campaign contributions
Attempted bribery
Voting by banned members
Nembers voting twice
Campaigning withing 50 ft of the polling place
Conspiricy to defraud the BB
Not reading the KJV
Believing that the KJV is the only bible
Adding works to salvation
Believeing baptism is part of salvation
Playing cards
Women wearing pants
Eating pork
Eating beef
Eating Chicken
Being a Vegitarian
Not having potluck every sunday at chruch
Fellowshiping with non-baptists
Not being at chruch everytime the doors are open
Listening to CCM
Not being able to quote every verse in all 4 Gospels
Drinking Pepsi instead of Coke
Wearing a bow tie
Attending a church that allows women to preach
Not reading a minimum of 12 chapters in your bible daily,
Owning a television
Having attend a rock concert since being saved,
Being pre-trib
Being mid-trib
Being post-trib
Not reading the Tribune at all
Thinking Star Wars is the best movie ever
Never having seen Star Wars
Not liking anchovies on their pizza
Putting cream and / or sugar in their coffee
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If any of these allegations prove to be true than any member who has violated the BB election rules will be be banned from Member of the Year consideration for life.


This message has been brought to you by the underdogs in this election. We believe in fair play and would never stoop to mudslinging in order get rid of the competition.

Bill

 

LOL Bill... That's funny! LOL

Diane

 

I think I have got one vote left...

 

One more month to make your decision and vote

 

Hey! I must not be stumpin hard enough. I've only got 4 votes so far. I think I'll have to take my election campaign out on the other open forum pages when I get back after the Thanksgiving recess! I'm comin after ya Blackbird!

 

Bill, I like Chicken.

 

Blackbird usually doesn't do what he's fixin' to do---but just wanted to let fellow board members(I mean, Pals and close comrades and special, special friends!!)---know that he is runnin' over a list of nominees to fill certain crucial positions he will need to fill as he takes office immediately after votes are tallied!!!

To get on the list of nominees---go to the voters section and put a check down by Blackbird's name! Blackbird has it rigged to where he knows who votes for 'im---and considers them long time associates and people he is not ashamed of and that he will never, ever, no ever forget who his board friends are!!!

Currently, Blackbird has a list of 5200 positions he will need to fill---each as important as the other---no one position is more or less valuable as the other! Everyone will be equal in Blackbird's new office! Everybody's thoughts will get equal consideration to the advancement of the board!

So, you see?? It pays to vote for Blackbird! Honesty! Dependablility! Reliability! Trustworthyness! Everybody is somebody!

Vote now!

 

I think I am going to protest.

My name is so far down the list that Blackbird is getting all the votes.

 

LOL... Betty, you'll have to change your user name before next year to A Thankful Wife or like the phone book.... AAA Thankful! LOL

It's true tho! I looked at the list and would choose 5 and then scroll down and think Oh No! It was hard to only vote for 5. We have a lot of wonderful members.

Diane

 

Good idea, Diane, but if I just change it back to Betty and I'll still be ahead of Blackbird.