Poll: Member of the Year 2003

I heard my name!!

Blackbird... sorry, but I don't have time to be stumpin' for you in Texas!! You, of ALL people should know that behind every Minister is a great ADMinister!! Why, if it weren't for US, you guys would never get your act together enough to preach on Sundays, much less do whatever else you think you need to do during the week!

However, I AM counting on all the perks you (and others) have offered...i.e., cruises, limos, maid service, fudge, a chicken in every pot, etc. Us ADMinisters don't come cheap!

I haven't voted yet, and I can still be bought! And I don't consider it "bribery"...I consider it to be "may the best man/woman win" ("best" being defined as what will you give me for a vote for you)!!!

 

Hear Ye, Hear Ye...

Bible-boy is hereby announcing that there are approximately 40 large black suitcases packed with brand new U.S. $100.00 bills located in airport lockers across the U.S. and Canada. This "walking around money" can be yours just by simply registering your vote for BibleboyII (that's me prior to my recent name change). I too, like Blackbird, have tapped into the system and now am able to know who has voted for me. When I receive confrimation of a vote received I will send out the postage paid #10 with the instructions on how to access the cash!

(How's that Blackbird?)

 

I also have an inside track to massive amounts of Hersey's Chocolate if you are interested (My mother-in-law lives near Hersey, PA).

 

Oh Yeah,

and I can offer free weekend retreats to my parent's place on Smith Mountain Lake in southwestern VA! Great fishing, swimming, boating, or just resting in the shade. Come on now vote for BibleboyII! How am I doing Blackbird?

 

Wonderful! Wonderful, BibleBoy!

As Darth Vadar says to Luke Skywalker: "Join me! And together we will rule as father and son!"

As Count Dooku says to Obi-Won: "Join me! And together we can destroy this Sith!"

As Obi-Won says to Anakin: "We'll take him together!"

Tappin' into the system helps, too! We can know who plans on takin' advantage of the fishin' camp offered and the free tickets to Orlando's theme parks----we don't want to turn this into a welfare system, you know!!!

 

I was thinkin about registerin under all my brother's and sister's (and extended family) names and votin fer myself. Would that be ethical?

 

As Sergeant Shultz(of the famed "Hogan's Heroes) would say:

"IIIIIIIIIIII know noth-innnnnnnnnnng!!!"---of what you're talkin' about, Bible Boy!!!

Honest Blackbird

 

Lady Eagle (dusting off her feathers from blackbird leaving her in the dust), aka the former She Eagle on the BB poll is now offering...

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• AND, as a BONUS, FREE tickets to the next Bill Gaither Homecoming taping here in Music City.</font>

I'm lagging behind, Folks, blackbird is leaving me in the dust. But I keep my promises!

Honest Abe Lady Eagle (formerly known as She Eagle)

 

All this name dropping reminds me of the preacher telling how he was listening to his son and some other boys in their backyard. The talk pretty much got around to the typical... My Dad can beat up Your Dad type talk. One boy says..... "My Dad knows the Chief of Police." The next boy shouts, "Well... my Dad knows the Mayor". The preachers boy was very quiet and dad was feeling quite a bit of pride that HIS son was holding his temper when he hears a familiar voice say... "Yeah... well my Daddy's the preacher and he knows GOD!"

Diane

 

So which name are YOU dropping, Diane?

CJ

P.S. I'm still kinda leaning towards LadyEagle's homemade fudge!!!

 

LOLOLOLOL!

Diane

 

Blackbird usually doesn't do what he's fixin' to do----but----he is left with no choice!

He has petitioned the ACLU to step in under the fearless leadership of J. Cochren---to petition Webmaster to postpone the cutoff date of election from December 31 to an indefinate period of time to conclude at the Rapture of the Church----so that Blackbird can have a more lengthly period of time to "politik" as MOY-----Blackbird has asked that the ACLU do not cause any less of an uproar to "shake the boat" that his most trustworthy ultri-Conservative friends are currently ridin' in! This move is to secure the vote of those "Straddlin'" the conservative---not so conservative fence!!!

 

LOL... Next you're going to tell us that you wrote Al Sharpton and got him to join so he could vote for you. LOLOLOLOL You know, fellow Baptist preacher

Wait a minute! Would the ACLU even ALLOW the rapture? You know, some unfair to sinners clause!

Diane

 

Okay...I voted.

Hey...isn't there a law about campaigning within 500 feet of a polling place?

 

Actually, isn't it now 50 feet but we're using Blackbird's cajun ruler..... and that explains a LOT! LOL
Diane

 

Okay...

I tried to be nice and offer stuff to the voters (like Blackbird and others have) and that has not worked.

I considered registering with the BB under various family member's names and voting for myself, but I just could not bring myslf to do such a thing.

So now, I am going to have to resort to a bit of arm twisting. I used to work with an Italian-American guy from Youngstown, OH named Dom. Dom has an uncle named "Baldo" who is "connected" if you take my meaning. Baldo runs dah family business understand? Now yous guys are gonna start votin for Bible-boy! Elseways yous guys might find dat a "Youngstown Starter" has been installed on yous car dah next time yous turns dah key. Ka-boom! Got it?!?

 

I have been in contact with members of a certian goverment orginization, which will be refered to as The Company from this point foward.

Representitives of The Company has provided me with information showing that certian BB members, who shall remain nameless for now, have been recieveing messages from UFOs. These members are using this UFO Technology to attempt to influance other members to vote for them in the MOY poll. With the help of the Company I have developed a Jamming device that will block the UFO Technology thus allowing a fair and democratic MOY election. This jamming technology can be yours for the low low price of...well perhaps we can discuss the price via pm.

Bill

 

To Bible Boy:

From the lips of Captain James T. Kirk--"ALLLLL right! ALLLLLLLL right! Da Federation's takin' ov'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

To BBB!

"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!"

 

Where is Dr. Bob?