Thanks, Ed. And funny story, Chemnitz.
Here's something funny my friend told me... Hey, a preacher friend of mine in Fort Meyers, Fl. told me about this happening a few years back... He was visiting a Pentacostal service with a guest speaker who was pulling people out of the crowd, and touching his Bible to their head, and they were 'falling out'/being 'slain' with the Spirit and falling down. My friend found this to be rather boring, and was just minding his own business and reading his Bible. He said the speaker was using the Amplified version. Well, my friend saw the guy coming in their general direction. He prayed, "Oh, Lord. Please don't have him call me out." Well, the guy pointed to my friend, and said, "You. Come here." And pulled him into the aisle. He then proceeded to rub his Amplified across my friend's forehead, but nothing happened (like everybody else who was preconditioned). He repeated the recipe and rubbed it against my friend's forehead again. Everybody was anxiously awaiting the 'slaying in the Spirit' when my friend said, "Maybe if you try the King James Version, you'll get better results." The speaker just grinned, patted him on the chest, and moved to the next hypersuggestable guinea pig/lab rat. After the service, people were coming over to him saying, "Jesus loves you, man." etc. like he was some heathen or something. Ha,ha.