Round Robin Story Telling

…said quietly by Paul being he hadn’t ever outgrown his strange peculiarities from childhood and he didn’t want to let out the secret code out. Just then up ahead they heard screaming coming from down in a ditch where the Humvee had come to rest. Paul grabbed a baseball bat out of his wrecked Galaxy and ran to see what the matter was. When he got there he saw the Marines covered in bite marks and blood. Paul freaked out and started swinging the bat at Rambo thinking to protect the Marines from this savage animal.

While this was going on a state trooper patrol car with lights and siren blaring came racing up and screeching to halt at the scene. Out jumped an attractive female officer who witnessed PETA Paul trying to harm a dog and she commanded him to stop. But Paul was out of his mind and as he raised the bat to hit the dog once more the officer pumped him full of lead.

Charlie came running up and said why did you shoot him? The officer turned around and said, “You called me for help, didn’t you, ole buddy?” It was then that Charlie saw the name tag on the officer’s shirt which said “Hogan”. Then it all suddenly clicked…

 

Sorry. Okay, that might need some help.

…that being dedicated lifers who always went strictly by the book that Charlie had never “asked” and Hogan had never “told”.

Charlie paused in shock and disappointment as he realized that the start of his new civilian life was going as exactly as planned and everything wasn’t as it seemed it’d be; he was tired and just wanted to bug out of this glad bag situation and get some shut-eye. Charlie simply said, “I trust you got this covered Hogan?” Hogan said, “You bet.” And with that Charlie got in the RV and called Rambo and they headed off to find a place to settle in for the night…

 

...a picture of the website page on it which said in bold, "All rooms are Non-Smoking and Pet-Free".

Charlie had had enough of others telling him where and how to live and he put out his cigar out on the sign and said to Rambo, "The map says there are plenty campsites just up the road, let's go!"

The first campsite they came to was full except for one spot that had a large RV parked in it with a license plate that read "Roxanne".



It wasn't camouflaged very well, but they pulled in beside it anyway when suddenly Rambo's eyes got really big:

 

...that's right! It was a garden full of tulips.

 

Then something caught Charlie's eye:



There was definitely something different about this place...

 

Suddenly loudspeakers in the trees began to blare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ&feature=youtu.be