Ruin A Wish

Granted. You are cooking skunk stew, but now your whole house stinks and your neighbors are wearing gas masks.

 

I wish abcgrad94 had left a wish for me to grant. :wavey:

 

Oops. I guess the smell of that skunk stew made me run off before I finished posting!

Thanks for the wish Salty. Yep, I wish Palatka could live through a WV snow storm.

 

Granted, however you and Salty must live through a category 1 or higher Florida hurricane.


I wish that the next time it rains, it rains fish. The deep fryer hasn't been used in a while. :tear:

 

Granted, but your wife makes you clean and cook all 1,000,000 fish in your yard.

I wish I had a brand new Toyota pickup truck, all paid for.

 

Granted, but it is the lone surviving 1945 model of Hiroshima. Found in the ashes of the local Toyota dealership, in like new condition. Just one problem, it glows in the dark.


I wish the dentist had made a better fit of the cap he put on that molar in my upper jaw.

 

I have a cooking site? Cooking as a verb or cooking as an adjective? But I digress...

Your dentist made an excellent cap. It was on the patient just before you but it was good work, nonetheless.

I have to sit through a high school production of Oklahoma tomorrow night. I wish I could graciously decline....

 

I found out it isn't yours, but I digress, too...

Granted. Just cook up a batch of skunk stew and your wife won't let you go, lol.

I wish I was on a sunny beach on the Gulf coast.

 

Enjoy the Erebus and Terror Gulf in Antarctica. You might want to wear mittens.

I wish this skunk stew didn't taste so good. It is like Limburger cheese that never quits...

 

Granted, but I happened to be driving by and noticed a bright light glowing on the beach. I stopped and went to investigate, put on my sun glasses and realized it was you in a bikini. I felt obligated to report the incident to BB officials and you were severely reprimanded after a secret administrative discussion and vote over the unmentionable human sexuality violation.

I wish I could find a good home for a one year old, 115 lb. white dog.

 

Granted, in ten days you will be getting all the supplies needed to build a $35,000 dog house complete with central air and heat. You will see the total cost on your next credit card statement.

I wish I could get all the channels I subscribe to from my satellite provider.

 

Done, but the channels don't have anything worth watching.

I wish I could afford to own a home out in the country, with lots of room for a big garden.

 

Granted, however out in the country the deer population keeps your peas and corn ate back.

I wish I could find the critter that keeps digging up my tomatoes.

 

Now that you found him....

I wish Palatka51 would quit asking to come over for coffee. That old boy smells like skunk...

 

Well I can't grow the tomatoes for the patented tomato rub that is sure to remove skunk... So until I can grow more tomatoes you'll just have to get used to the smell.


I wish grocery store tomatoes were as good as home grown.

 

I hereby grant your wish that the store toms will be as good as the home grown toms. There are three choices for buying store tomatoes:

1. Brinks
2. Wells Fargo
3. I forget the name of that other money toting company ...

I wish the recession would be over soon.

 

Granted, however, New York State has imposed an impact fee on any inventors from Syracuse earning Canadian dollars.

I wish I had a patent on all of mine inventions.

 

Granted...although we have bad news and good news. The bad is that that we weren't able to patent them all. The good news is that we were able to get your top twenty:

1)The water-proof towel
2)Solar powered flashlight
3)Submarine screen door
4)A book on how to read
5)Inflatable dart board
6)Glow in the dark sunglasses
7)Helicopter with ejector seat
8)Powdered water
9)Pedal-powered wheel chair
10)Water-proof tea bag
11)Motorbike with air conditioning
12)Left handed pencil
13)Wooden barbecue
14)Battery powered battery charger
15)Hand-powered chainsaw
16)Motorcycle seat-belts
17)Electric banana straightener
18)Nonfriction sandpaper
19)Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact
20)Checkered paint



I wish I didn't have to wear glasses to read nowadays.