Rush Limbaugh at His Satirical Best

[carpro]

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_013008/content/01125106.guest.html

RUSH: No, no, no, no. No. Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, to all of those gathered here -- my loyal staff, my enthusiastic supporters, those of you who spread the word to every neighborhood, every precinct -- thank you. Thank you so much for all of your tireless hard work. We all work tirelessly, even I. I personally travel from my home to my studio, and back -- and I travel from my Florida studio to my New York studio. But, alas, we did not win. Now, I know that there are reports of campaign irregularities, but I want to point out to all of you: this is no time to quit. This is no time to feel down. This is no time to feel defeated. (wild applause and cheers) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The same media... (boos) The same media that could not call New Hampshire right still... (boos) Ladies and gentlemen, please. The same media that couldn't call New Hampshire right still shamelessly in the prediction game, is predicting my demise and your demise. (boos) But I say, "Bah!" The same media that's losing circulation and readers and viewers and respect (applause) is predicting my demise.

AUDIENCE: Rush! Rush! Rush! Rush!

RUSH: Thank you. Thank you.

 

[Palatka51]

You've got to admit it, the man has talent.:laugh:

 

[saturneptune]

The man does have talent. I am just wondering, since he dislikes McCain, and despises Clinton, how will be treat the general election once the nominess are chosen. Anyone think he will just remain quiet? It would do no good to bash both sides.

 

[Palatka51]

Do you think that it might be time for a third party candidate if McCain/Clinton or Obama are our only choice? As things are starting to wash out, it seems that the Dems are going to have a Clinton/Obama, Obama/Clinton ticket. This is the only way that the Dems can sew up the rift in their party.

 

[PastorSBC1303]

I can't see him being quiet.

 

[saturneptune]

I can't see him being quiet.

I never figured out who he wanted before everyone dropped out.

 

[carpro]

I never figured out who he wanted before everyone dropped out.

He's a lot like some of us.

He doesn't really want any of them.

 

[just-want-peace]

He's a lot like some of us.

He doesn't really want any of them.

HEAR, HEAR!!!!!!

 

[MrJim]

I never figured out who he wanted before everyone dropped out.

He wanted Romney or Guiliani. It has been interesting listening to him try to walk carefully amongst the base trying to convince that a fiscal conservative is more valuable as president than a social conservative. After all these years he's trying to say it's better to have a pro-choice tax cutter than a pro-life tax raiser as president.

 

[poodle78]

He's a lot like some of us.

He doesn't really want any of them.

My parents wanted/voted for Fred Thompson.

I did my research and voted for Duncan Hunter.

My wife voted for Mike Huckabee.

I have heard that when two Democrats run against each other (in this case McCain and his opponent), the Democrat will always win.

 

[Dagwood]

I have heard that when two Democrats run against each other (in this case McCain and his opponent), the Democrat will always win.

I LOVE it!! :thumbs: