Sending a man to the grocery store...

[baptistteacher]

A wife sent her husband to the store with these instructions:

"Go to the store and get a half gallon of milk. And if they have avocados, get 6."

So the husband goes to the store, and returns with 6 half gallons of milk. His wife asks "Why did you get 6 half gallons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

The guys will get it right away, the ladies will re-read it.

 

[Salty]

Mrs Salty may have written that!

 

[Lodic]

Sadly, my wife got it right away. Our 40th anniversary is in a couple of days, and she knows me all too well.

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

Some wives could have written it, but not as a joke.