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[baptistteacher]

A wife sent her husband to the store with these instructions:

"Go to the store and get a half gallon of milk. And if they have avocados, get 6."

So the husband goes to the store, and returns with 6 half gallons of milk. His wife asks "Why did you get 6 half gallons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

The guys will get it right away, the ladies will re-read it.
:laugh:

 

[padredurand]

A wife sent her husband to the store with these instructions:

"Go to the store and get a half gallon of milk. And if they have avocados, get 6."

So the husband goes to the store, and returns with 6 half gallons of milk. His wife asks "Why did you get 6 half gallons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

The guys will get it right away, the ladies will re-read it.
:laugh:

I clearly understand!

 

[just-want-peace]

What is so scary is that I totally resemble that remark!!!!!!!!

 

[Salty]

What is so scary is that I totally resemble that remark!!!!!!!!

I have a cell phone and I'm not afraid to use it:smilewinkgrin:

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

The fact I understood it completely is the reason my wife won't let me go near the grocery store, even with a list.

:tonofbricks:

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Whatever you do, don’t go with a numbered the list.
You’ll come back with:
1 gallon of milk
2 dozen eggs
3 bag of oranges
etc