Squirrels In the Church

[Crabtownboy]

There were there churches in the town. All of them had a problem with squirrels in the attic.

The Methodist Church did not want to harm a living animal and left them alone.

The Presbyterian Church had a similar idea and relocated them far from the church. But in a few days there werd back.

The Baptist church took them in and baptised them. Now they see them only at Christmas and Easter.

 

[Alcott]

Hmm... That would mean the Baptists have less nuts in their place.

 

[ApollotheBrave]

The Roman Catholic Church doesn't have a problem with squirrels nor do they have problems with pigeons that's why poop gets everywhere in the chapel, in the corridors, in the garden...

 

[tyndale1946]

Hmm... That would mean the Baptists have less nuts in their place.

Well if you are talking about squirrels in church take a listen to this... By Ray Steven... The Mississippi Squirrel Revival... Brother Glen

 

[Kevin]

Haven't these people heard of Shotguns. Guaranteed to solve the squirrel problem, and generate some work for the maintenance guys.

Squirrels are just cute Rats.