WallyGator
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I was to officiate at my wife's niece's wedding. It was a hot june day (101). It was to take place outside, on the river's edge. She was 1 hour 45 minutes late, hot sun, no shade, then the mosquitos, forgot the marriage license, finally, got going, on every major point, tug boats would honk their horns and drown us out, finally, ants had gotten in most the food. Swore, that would be my last outdoor wedding in summer.