As there have been a few threads about spiritual gifts recently, and that has been the subject of our LIfe Goup's Bible study for the past few weeks, I have decided to share the story I have written in support of this topic, using the characters I have written about for over 20 years.
Timothy Daniel Rockfort picked his page of folded paper as Randy Klemm, teacher of the Singles I class of the Capernaum Baptist Church of Sandville, Texas, began distributing them around the circle of attendees. The subject of the class discussion on this early November Sunday was Spiritual Gifts, which the class had started the previous week, with consensus agreement that every Christian has at least one gift and all are for the building up of the body, which is the church. But any tests or evaluations to determine one's own gift had not taken place. Instead, Randy's approach had been to open today's class with the question, "What would you do with the gift of-- fill in the blank-- if you had it?" This did not produce any answers, which Randy had expected, so he immediately went into this exercise. A practical illustration was often an element of his teaching style.
Tim unfolded his page of papers and saw it contained a picture of a big bowl of cornbread dressing. Tim held it up for the class to see, though he did not yet know what was coming. At Tim's left, Cheryl Johnson, with whom Tim had an ongoing, though indefinite, relationship, picked and unfolded another page and it was a picture of a small, boneless ham. "Well, I'm not exactly sure what to think about this," she remarked to a few chuckles, while holding up her photo.
The next to pick and show a picture was Ken Marcum, Tim's friend who worked as a salesman. The subject of his photo was a big ear of corn. A few more chuckles were heard as Ken said, "This seems to be a corny way to learn about spiritual gifts."
Randy finally spoke up about getting to the point of the exercise. "Just let everyone get a page and show it, and then we'll get to how this relates to spiritual gifts."
There was only one visitor in class this day, and expectedly he was seated next to Annie Green, who always seemed to manage to put herself next to any new male visitors in class. Randy reread the guy's name tag and said, "Jason, go ahead and take one. It should make sense before long here." So Jason reached out his hand started to take the page on the bottom. But Randy pulled back his hand which held the papers and said, "I'm sorry, Jason, but that one is the only one we wouldn't want a visitor to take. Please don't be offended, but there is a reason. I was hoping you would select another one, so I wouldn't have to say that.” So Jason grinned and picked another page.
"Well," said Annie, "then I'll take that one." But before she finished pronouncing the last L in well, Randy had begun to shuffle the pages. "Awe, Randy," Annie lamented, "Jason may like that one, so if he can't have it, maybe I could like it for him." She smiled at Jason, who looked down with an embarrassed grin. Annie then picked another page which was a picture of stuffed celery. Realizing that she had not looked at Jason’s new selection, she leered over and saw it was deviled eggs glittering with paprika.
There were more jokes and chuckles as the rest of the class picked a page and held it up. Vicki Reyes showed dinner rolls. Tim's best friend, Eddie Alcott, showed a roast turkey. Kim Morast, the youngest of the class regulars, showed giblet gravy. The remaining four displayed sweet potatoes, a glass of iced tea with a cup of coffee, a pumpkin pie, and finally one with a photo of an entire dining room with a table and cloth. There remained four pages "unclaimed," as Randy had prepared for as many as sixteen.
Thanksgifting
Part 1
Part 1
Timothy Daniel Rockfort picked his page of folded paper as Randy Klemm, teacher of the Singles I class of the Capernaum Baptist Church of Sandville, Texas, began distributing them around the circle of attendees. The subject of the class discussion on this early November Sunday was Spiritual Gifts, which the class had started the previous week, with consensus agreement that every Christian has at least one gift and all are for the building up of the body, which is the church. But any tests or evaluations to determine one's own gift had not taken place. Instead, Randy's approach had been to open today's class with the question, "What would you do with the gift of-- fill in the blank-- if you had it?" This did not produce any answers, which Randy had expected, so he immediately went into this exercise. A practical illustration was often an element of his teaching style.
Tim unfolded his page of papers and saw it contained a picture of a big bowl of cornbread dressing. Tim held it up for the class to see, though he did not yet know what was coming. At Tim's left, Cheryl Johnson, with whom Tim had an ongoing, though indefinite, relationship, picked and unfolded another page and it was a picture of a small, boneless ham. "Well, I'm not exactly sure what to think about this," she remarked to a few chuckles, while holding up her photo.
The next to pick and show a picture was Ken Marcum, Tim's friend who worked as a salesman. The subject of his photo was a big ear of corn. A few more chuckles were heard as Ken said, "This seems to be a corny way to learn about spiritual gifts."
Randy finally spoke up about getting to the point of the exercise. "Just let everyone get a page and show it, and then we'll get to how this relates to spiritual gifts."
There was only one visitor in class this day, and expectedly he was seated next to Annie Green, who always seemed to manage to put herself next to any new male visitors in class. Randy reread the guy's name tag and said, "Jason, go ahead and take one. It should make sense before long here." So Jason reached out his hand started to take the page on the bottom. But Randy pulled back his hand which held the papers and said, "I'm sorry, Jason, but that one is the only one we wouldn't want a visitor to take. Please don't be offended, but there is a reason. I was hoping you would select another one, so I wouldn't have to say that.” So Jason grinned and picked another page.
"Well," said Annie, "then I'll take that one." But before she finished pronouncing the last L in well, Randy had begun to shuffle the pages. "Awe, Randy," Annie lamented, "Jason may like that one, so if he can't have it, maybe I could like it for him." She smiled at Jason, who looked down with an embarrassed grin. Annie then picked another page which was a picture of stuffed celery. Realizing that she had not looked at Jason’s new selection, she leered over and saw it was deviled eggs glittering with paprika.
There were more jokes and chuckles as the rest of the class picked a page and held it up. Vicki Reyes showed dinner rolls. Tim's best friend, Eddie Alcott, showed a roast turkey. Kim Morast, the youngest of the class regulars, showed giblet gravy. The remaining four displayed sweet potatoes, a glass of iced tea with a cup of coffee, a pumpkin pie, and finally one with a photo of an entire dining room with a table and cloth. There remained four pages "unclaimed," as Randy had prepared for as many as sixteen.