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"The Coffee Shop" #7

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  1. Sherrie

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    Look what I found! A secret door in The Coffee Shop! It leads down these dark and musky steps. What! There are very dim lights on the walls. Just enough to see your own steps. Wonder what this is all about?

    It almost looks like an entrance to a cave. Odd place for a door. hummmmm....I wonder if I have any candles....maybe I should venture down these stairs....come on Jimmy lets go check it out!

    Whose got some matches to light these candles? Oh good...Jimmy has a flashlight! And I found matches in the drawer under the register.

    Lets go....

    Sherrie
     
  2. rsr

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    NO, SHERRIE!

    Don't strike a match! Jacob was cleaning up some tractor parts and the solvent's still in the air.

    Disclaimer: This is a warning given in utter sincerity and with suitably long face. Remember, learn not to burn. Nothing funny about that.

    This public service announcement brought to you by Gloom Bros. Dentistry, professional extractors of humor since 1921.
     
  3. Sherrie

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    No worries rsr...Jimmy has a flashlight! I was going to save the candles for when the baterries run out.

    Say....you would not know anything about this door would you?

    Whats that smell?...why its coming from you rsr....you smell the same as behind that door!

    What are you up to rsr....and where is blackbird?

    Jim sure is acting funny lately....perhaps he knows whats going on around here! And where did Jon disappear to?

    AuDzY...Sue...keep a watch on things...look for anything suspecious up here while we go down those musky stairs!

    Come on Jimmy...lets see whats down there!!!!

    Sherrie
     
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    Hey Sherrie.. remember that if it's Pennywise, all you have to do is not believe in it ;)

    And if you're not a Stephen King fan, that just went completely over your head.. but, hey, that's okay! [​IMG]

    In His love,
    Audrey
     
  5. rsr

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    Pennywise, huh?

    Audrey, you have been caught clowning around. Red-nosed, as it were.

    Consider yourself officially warned. The jocularity police are on the prowl.

    Sherrie, I want you to know that I only wear Corral No. 9 after shave, which Blackbird and I import from Tunisia by the barrel. Dealerships are available. (It also does a dandy job cleaning tractor parts.)

    Luckily, Blackbird heard steps and managed to escape into his super-super-super-secret lair, which is known only to Robin and Jacob ...
     
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    Jocularity (sp?) police, huh?

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] :D
     
  7. Sherrie

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    [​IMG]

    Sherrie

    [ May 30, 2003, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Sherrie ]
     
  8. rsr

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    Aha! There's the "nonexistent" special mug.
     
  9. Sherrie

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    Wrong rsr...Purple Lady just made it and gave it to me. [​IMG]

    Sherrie
     
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    is that like "supercallyfradulisticexpedalledocious"

    yours, Jon.
     
  11. Audrey

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    Yes.. but...

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? :D
     
  12. Sherrie

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    Somehow Jon, that wasn't one of those big words. ;)

    Sherrie
     
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    it wasnt?? what a surprise

    Btw if any one is asking I am away for the nextfew weeks. not fallen out with anyone. ......oh, dont forget that I have not forgotten yous in the coffee shop, keep the irn bru stocked up

    yours, Jon.
     
  14. Sherrie

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    For the next few weeks? Where will you be for the next few weeks?

    Sherrie
     
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    sorry, must have been a senior moment. just a few days till monday. going to the Lake District in England. Got my passport all ready for whenI cross the border

    yours, Jon.
     
  16. Sherrie

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    Have a time. And do not forget to clean your pm's out so people can send you bon voyages! (?)

    Sherrie
     
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    Morning All!

    Thanks so much for all the nice comments about the 'fishing pics'. I will be posting new ones as I have three more grandsons to take fishing this summer! :eek:

    Jon: I just posted a joke in Clean Humor called 'A Well Known Monk'. It is a play on the word, "supercallyfradulisticexpedalledocious" and I will be singing that silly song all day! :rolleyes:

    Sherrie: Don't you dare light a match going down those stairs! That is where Katfish Korner makes their 'stink bait' and the fumes will blow you sky high! [​IMG]

    Purple Lady: I LOVE Sherrie's coffee mug! I collect the real ones, I have over 200 now hanging around all four of my walls at the top to form a 'cup border'; but I could always use another one to hang on the BB. My favorite color is blue. &lt;hint hint&gt;. [​IMG]

    rsr and blackbird: No more humor?
    With Jim not giving a devotion today and you two being so stodgy...how will I ever get my day started off right??? :confused:

    I missed stopping in here when my puter was down and I took a tumble. Today is the third day and I am SORE. I'm okay, just a couple of large bruises, but I landed on my back and my tailbone is sure touchy! See what happens when I don't get my daily dose of this place???

    Cyal Later,
    The Fishin' Granny,
    Sue [​IMG]
     
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    thankyou for letting me know. will deal with that before I leave

    yours, Jon.
     
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    thankyou for letting me know. will deal with that before I leave

    yours, Jon.
     
  20. Sherrie

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    Glad you are back Sue.

    Edited because of my lack of consideration of others.
    Sherrie :(

    [ May 30, 2003, 02:44 PM: Message edited by: Sherrie ]
     
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