The Pants Game (OK, it's dumb, but very funny.)

[Revmitchell]

Courage is being scared to death... and pantsing up anyway.
John Wayne

 

[evenifigoalone]

Okay, so my little brother watches Naruto, and he says one of the opening sounds like it's saying something other than what it actually says at the beginning. Like he'd start watching the episode and suddenly when the opening song came two or three minutes later, it'd be like, oh, somebody's in trouble, then...The song would start playing suddenly like "GLOB MY PANTS"!
I looked up the song on YouTube just now and he says that version sounds more like "you love my pants".
(The actual lyrics are supposed to go, "you are my friend", but it's Engrish, so it's pronounced horribly. xD)

Okay, here are the (pants-itised) lyrics:

YOU ARE MY PANTS
Aah, you stillremember the dream we had that day, don't you?
YOU ARE MY DREAM
Aah, we'd just gotten started,you are MY LONG LOST PANTS

I'm having way too much fun with this.

 

[Rippon]

Who let the pants out?!

Pants for two and two for pants.

 

[Rippon]

"Pants, pants, Everywhere there's pants.
Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind.
Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the pants?"

Don't be a smarty pants.

 

[Rippon]

Can't buy me pants -everybody tells me so. Can't buy me pants - no-no-no.
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But don't tell my pants,my achy breaky pants, I just don't think it'd understand. And if you tell my pants,my achy breaky pants He might blow up and kill this man. Oooo

 

[Rippon]

I've been waiting on pants and needles.

Heads I win. Pants you lose.

 

[JamesL]

I pledge allegiance to the pants

Al Pacino: say hello to my little pants

 

[Bro. Curtis]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's pants.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Sign on Harry Truman's desk throughout his presidency: "The pants stop here."

 

[Melanie]

I was going to post from the Book of Genesis but was fearful it might be construed blasphemous....however I then thought of some of the proverbs...

Spare the pants and spoil the child.....:smilewinkgrin:

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Sticking with the presidential theme: "Ask not what your country can do for pants, but ask what pants can do for your country!"

... or, alternatively ...

"Ask not what your pants can do for you, but ask what you can do for your pants!"

 

[Bro. Curtis]

Baptist Board

The Pants Shall Set You Free

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Knowledge is pants.

 

[Gib]

The pants on the bus go round and round

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

"I came, I saw, I pants."

 

[Gib]

When Irish Pants Are Smiling

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Five card double draw, high/low, pants are wild.

 

[Gib]

The Pants of Dublin

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for pants. -- Neil "Levi" Armstrong