The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism

[whatever]

Highly recommended for kids Sunday School classes and especially for homeschoolers!

 

[AresMan]

Did mention funny

 

[doulous]

whatever,

Are you a member of the Puritan Board?

 

[whatever]

Nope, never heard of it until tonight.

 

[doulous]

whatever, just curious. Someone linked the same blog site over there.

 

[npetreley]

I almost broke a rib laughing at this one...

22. Q: Hath God predestined vessels of wrath to Hell?
A: God hath never performed such an omnipotent act, for any such thing would not reflect His primary attribute, which is Niceness.

Great link, thanks.

 

[Calvibaptist]

Admit it. All you guys were singing along to the second lines of those songs, weren't you? I had to pick myself off the floor to finish reading after he asked the second "where??" - "down in my heart."

 

[Ransom]

I had to pick myself off the floor to finish reading after he asked the second "where??" - "down in my heart."

It was this article that had that effect on me:

41. Q: When the roll, roll, roll, is called up yonder, where will you be?
A: There.

 

[Timtoolman]

The good ole boys of elitism laugh at those not as special as them. We're bound for heaven and too hell with the rest. Calvinist are repulsive, unloveing (except of themselves) Creatures.
The spirit shown forth from the many post of the calvinist really is a blessing. Men of God can see the spirit guideing this religeon so as to be able to walk away from it.
Without charity you are nothing!

 

[Joseph_Botwinick]

Originally posted by Timtoolman:
The good ole boys of elitism laugh at those not as special as them. We're bound for heaven and too hell with the rest. Calvinist are repulsive, unloveing (except of themselves) Creatures.

The meek and humble Arminian condemns us Calvinists as elitists, repulsive, unloving, narcissistic, selfish creatures (read: not human). If only we were as holy, loving and righteous as the Arminian who chose to be that way even though he was dead in his sin.

Don't get too holy and indignant until you examine your own false humility and elitism.

Joseph Botwinick

 

[Joseph_Botwinick]

Originally posted by Timtoolman:
Without charity you are nothing!

I agree. I think you were very charitable when you referred to me as an elitist, repulsive, unloving, narcissistic, selfish creature. If only I could be more human like you.

Joseph Botwinick

 

[Timtoolman]

I see you added a few words........hey if the shoe fits ! I didn't mention your name but throw a rock into a pack of dogs and the one hit will yelp!

 

[Timtoolman]

Originally posted by Joseph_Botwinick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Timtoolman:
The good ole boys of elitism laugh at those not as special as them. We're bound for heaven and too hell with the rest. Calvinist are repulsive, unloveing (except of themselves) Creatures.

The meek and humble Arminian condemns us Calvinists as elitists, repulsive, unloving, narcissistic, selfish creatures (read: not human). If only we were as holy, loving and righteous as the Arminian who chose to be that way even though he was dead in his sin.

Don't get too holy and indignant until you examine your own false humility and elitism.

Joseph Botwinick </font>[/QUOTE]I have Jospeh and have not been involved in the threads for some time. But there seems to be a ruthless group that just has to mock others that disagree. I have examine and changed my veiws but what I said still stands. I say it without regrett you are a hard bunch and avery tough click.

 

[Joseph_Botwinick]

If you think the mocking is a one way street, then you are not thinking clearly. I agree that mocking occurs on both sides. However, your words do not help the situation and neither are they justified.

BTW,

What, exactly have you changed your views about?

Joseph Botwinick

 

[Timtoolman]

Yes it is a two way street but the calvinst side seems to have a five lane highway. I think they are (justified).