Three Bulls

[tyndale1946]

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: I know that!, he can have all my cows! I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."... This for all my farmer friends and a certain redneck I know... Brother Glen

 

[just-want-peace]

Just shows that perceived stupidity just may, in reality, be extreme brilliance, so don't judge before you know the facts!!

 

[Reynolds]

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: I know that!, he can have all my cows! I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."... This for all my farmer friends and a certain redneck I know... Brother Glen

It may predate him, but Jerry Clower made that Joke famous.

 

[tyndale1946]

It may predate him, but Jerry Clower made that Joke famous.

Thanks Reynolds... That is the spoken embellished version and what I posted was the Readers Digest version... I liked yours best... But its all good... Brother Glen

 

[tyndale1946]

Just shows that perceived stupidity just may, in reality, be extreme brilliance, so don't judge before you know the facts!!

There is always a philosopher in the crowd... Brother Glen

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

There is always a philosopher in the crowd... Brother Glen

Here's one more... They'd better hope that new bull cares about the difference.

 

[tyndale1946]

Here's one more... They'd better hope that new bull cares about the difference.

Well with everything that's going on in the world that just what this joke needs is a TRANS... BULL!... Brother Glen