Time change.

[TCassidy]

Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour tomorrow night.

Here is a primer to help you understand how to do it. (This one is from spring time so just do everything backward.)

 

[Scarlett O.]

Yes....don't move your clock forward. You'll be really early to church.

 

[kyredneck]

Clocks spring forward in the Spring, fall back in the Fall.

 

[Benjamin]

We use Indian logic in Arizona.

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Does it change the time the cows need milking?

 

[just-want-peace]

Many years ago when the change was new, a reporter asked a local florists his opinion.
His reply; "I'm not sure, I don't know if my roses can stand that extra hour of sunshine!"
I did not know this guy personally, so I really don't know whether he was just joshing the reporter, OR if he was serious. I choose to believe the former!!

 

[church mouse guy]

I am real sick of daylight time. Indianapolis is about 250 miles from Columbus, Ohio, where Eastern Time is supposed to end. Half a century ago, Indiana was in the Central Time Zone. We are so far off scientifically from the sun that it seems as if we are on daylight time in the winter. I hate that we are on daylight time so many months of the year. Maybe someday we will elect a Congress of people who are not addicted to alcohol, drugs, and bribes.

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

I am real sick of daylight time. Indianapolis is about 250 miles from Columbus, Ohio, where Eastern Time is supposed to end. Half a century ago, Indiana was in the Central Time Zone. We are so far off scientifically from the sun that it seems as if we are on daylight time in the winter. I hate that we are on daylight time so many months of the year. Maybe someday we will elect a Congress of people who are not addicted to alcohol, drugs, and bribes.

Don’t hold your breathe

 

[church mouse guy]

Don’t hold your breathe

As you know, Twain said that the USA had no native criminal class except for Congressmen.

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

As you know, Twain said that the USA had no native criminal class except for Congressmen.