Toothless termite

[convicted1]

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

 

[just-want-peace]

I'll have to add this lil jewel to my "PUN" collection.
Love it!!!

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Not exactly an insect joke, but ...

A man looked out onto his deck and saw a snail crawling up the stem of one of his plants. He went outside, grabbed the snail and threw it as far as he could.

Ten years later, he heard a tapping on his window. He went outside and saw a very angry snail, who looked up at him.

"HEY!" the snail snarled. "What'd'ja do that for?"