You mean a skeleton key will not work?
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You mean a skeleton key will not work?
RipponRedeaux
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What's Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
If a penny jumped off the Empire State Building, why wouldn't the dime?
It had more cents.
Decomposing.
If a penny jumped off the Empire State Building, why wouldn't the dime?
It had more cents.
Was reading a satirical article on possums some years ago, & one of the points was, “contrary to popular opinion, possums ARE NOT born dead on the side of the road.”
RipponRedeaux
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why was the belt sent to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants.
It's okay, he woke up.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why was the belt sent to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants.
RipponRedeaux
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Can February March?
No, but April May.
What did Tennes-see?
The same thing Arkan-saw.
Why did the dad spider tell his son to go outside and play?
Because he was spending too much time on the web.
No, but April May.
What did Tennes-see?
The same thing Arkan-saw.
Why did the dad spider tell his son to go outside and play?
Because he was spending too much time on the web.
RipponRedeaux
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Why should we be suspicious of trees?
Because they're very shady.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
A guy asks his friend "Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?"
His friend says --"Bro-chure!"
A son asked his dad to hand him his sunglasses.
His dad replied :As soon as you hand me my dad glasses."
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a real soap opera.
Because they're very shady.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
A guy asks his friend "Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?"
His friend says --"Bro-chure!"
A son asked his dad to hand him his sunglasses.
His dad replied :As soon as you hand me my dad glasses."
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a real soap opera.