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What attracts women to men?

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by SaggyWoman, Mar 25, 2003.

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  1. Sherrie

    Sherrie New Member

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    hahahahaha! I love it! "Currently Interviewing". Thats what I will do. Interview. Now how do you begin?

    Sherrie
     
    #21 Sherrie, Mar 31, 2003
  2. blackbird

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    ExxonMobil--A couple of things--one, your board name! I like it--I grew up in Baton Rouge--home of ExxonMobil refinery and plastics and whatever else ExxonMobil likes to cook!! Baton Rouge glows in the dark thanks to ExxonMobil!!

    Second! About those women--seemingly being chased away from your presense---ole Dash Riprock "tried too hard" with Ellie Mae--that's why he never got no place with her--he never got to marry a "Clampet!" If he'd just settled his little self down--he'd figured out that kind of Father-in-Law that Jed would have been! But hey! Ole Dash will never know!!

    I took a swimmin' class in college--never knew how to swim until that class! Anyway, I'm there in the deep end one day "treadin' water" and I was strugglin' a little bit! The instructor(I called her "The Colonel!") sees me strugglin'--she make her way over and says--"Crowe!(she's got that grufflin' voice like she's a combination of a chain smoker and chronic larengitus sufferer) You're tryin' too hard! Settle your rear end down! Relax! Let the water hold you up! Don't struggle!" And I did! And it worked!

    If you want to get Ellie Mae down the isle and marry into the "Clampet's"--relax! Don't struggle! And it'll all fall into place! The water will be under ya--and not in ya!! And never, ever let her see you in a "panic" situation!

    Thanks for being my friend!

    Blackbird
     
    #22 blackbird, Apr 1, 2003
  3. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    You know, Blackbird, your story waxed eloquent. I almost wanted to cry. [​IMG] :D
     
    #23 SaggyWoman, Apr 1, 2003
  4. Speedpass

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    Maybe it's because I look young for my age--which is the reason a woman I met in Nashville before Christmas turned me down. She felt I was too young to have a romantic relationship with her. BTW, the woman in question is about 45-47, and she doesn't look that old herself.

    And there's this woman in Mississippi I met a few weeks ago. She didn't want a relationship with me because 1)She had three other boyfriends, and didn't want to make a total commitment to any of them; and 2)I told her that I was going to be a virgin until my wedding night.
     
    #24 Speedpass, Apr 1, 2003
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