Scott:
Other than Jesus and the Apostles (

), let's consider some of the people on your list of "Calvinists". They need to be "discounted".
Augustine - Is he really that important? Just because he is called the most important figure in the history of the Church after Jesus and Paul? Just because he was used by God to "officially" recognize the canon? After all, he believed in paedobaptism and thought sex was bad. Ignore him.
Luther - Although he wrote more on predestination / election than did Calvin, we should ignore him too. Some have accused him of creating the Holocaust (forget Hitler and the Nazis and the fact that they were into Eastern religion and leftist politics). While many within Evangelical circles want to hold on to Luther just for the sake that he was used by God to ignite the Protestant Reformation, I think he should be taken off of your list.
John Knox - You can't be serious?!? The guy who said, "Give me Scotland, or I die!" Too evangelistic. Besides, ironically enough, Calvin was his mentor. And, some say he hated women (just like that other guy you mentioned, St. Paul).
John Owen - While THE DEATH OF DEATH IN THE DEATH OF CHRIST has yet to be refuted, that is no reason to put this guy on here. Just because he was Cromwell's chaplain doesn't mean anything, either.
Francis Turretin - Nobody wants to read somebody who writes in Latin.
William Ames / William Perkins - Puritan soul-winners. They don't count, they believed in evangelism.
John Calvin - He can't be listed as a "Calvinst" (that's a whole other discussion). Besides, he was responsible for sending out church planters and missionaries all over Europe. He was also responsible for sending out the first "foreign" missionaries. Take him off the list. He's too evangelistic.
Zwingli - Hey, don't Baptists get their view of the Lord's Supper from this guy? He couldn't have held to unconditional election! Could he? He did! Well, at least he was okay on the communion issue. What do you mean he later changed his view to be more in line with Calvin? Let's move on....
William Carey - "Father of Modern Missions." Besides, haven't you heard the story about the man who stood up and....
Richard Baxter - Although his preaching and writing appear to be thoroughly Calvinistic, Dave Hunt's scholarly research has shown that Baxter actually opposed Calvinism. I think his book, 'The Reformed Pastor', is going to be renamed at a later date. Hunt has spoken. Sorry, Scott.
Lewis Sperry Chafer - He is responsible for a lot of teaching at DTS, where they believe in grace. You can't have him for that very reason.
William Cowper / Isaac Watts - These guys were hymn writers. Calvinists only deal with abstract theological concepts, not real issues like prayer, evangelism and worship. C'mon!
Charles Spurgeon - Although he is the MOST quoted preacher (Baptist preacher at that) in the universe, many have asserted that he was just a "modified 'Calvinist'". Everyone knows, after all, that he was a great soul-winner. I think that takes him off your list, doesn't it?
Matthew Poole - If he were on "your" side, people would have to stop using his commentaries!
John Bunyan - He wrote 'Pilgrim's Progress'! Not only that, but the scholar Dave Hunt has also stated that Mr. Bunyan opposed Calvinism. So there!
B. B. Warfield - He is the one who really defined and defended the doctrine of inerrancy. Warfield's mantle has now been passed on to Adrian Rogers, so you can't claim Warfield anymore.
Johnathan Edwards - Yeah, and the Great Awakening was not only a revival where multitudes were converted, but probably a renewal of Reformed Theology as well. Get a grip, Scott!
Samuel Davies - He was the greatest instrument of evangelism in the South during the Great Awakening. Evangelitic - can't have him!
John Piper - He is always talking about the supremacy of God and missions. He even wrote a book on missions. 'Nuff said.
D. James Kennedy - The creator of "Evangelism Explosion" a Calvinist? Yeah right!
John MacArthur - Well, maybe, but he NEVER preaches or writes on the subject, so he is just a "closet Calvinist" and you can't have him.
Sorry, Scott, these individuals you have listed believe too much in evangelism and things like that. You are the weakest link - good-bye!