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What was the question, please? Part III

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by I Am Blessed 24, May 2, 2003.

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  1. stubbornkelly

    stubbornkelly New Member

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    What can't rain be tied into?

    What do you call it when members of Blue Man Group turn round and drop their pants?

    yellowjacket
     
    #21 stubbornkelly, May 6, 2003
  2. Wisdom Seeker

    Wisdom Seeker New Member

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    What do you find real quick to throw over the blue moon at the blue man group show? ( I would love to see them, they are so funny...I hear they are appearing at the Luxor in Vegas)

    Business Suit.
     
    #22 Wisdom Seeker, May 6, 2003
  3. stubbornkelly

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    Mmm...Vegas. ;) Actually, we almost went last weekend! I couldn't believe it! It was my friend's last day, and we took her out to celebrate her leaving, and our friend Brian just out of the blue said, "Hey, why don't we go to Vegas?" He called the airline and everything! But we didn't go. Probably a good thing. [​IMG]

    Okay, business suit, business suit . . . What did Eliot Ness wear when he was too busy to change clothes? [​IMG]


    briefcase
     
    #23 stubbornkelly, May 6, 2003
  4. Wisdom Seeker

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    What is also known as an open and shut case...a breif case...he he...I know...I know...that was baaaad. :rolleyes:

    Boredom
     
    #24 Wisdom Seeker, May 6, 2003
  5. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Fard
     
    #25 Gib, May 7, 2003
  6. WonderingOne

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    What does a southerner call that part of your head just above your eyebrows?

    Pillage
     
    #26 WonderingOne, May 7, 2003
  7. I Am Blessed 24

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    What do you have when you take an abundance of medication?

    Tornado.
     
    #27 I Am Blessed 24, May 7, 2003
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    What missed us yesterday?


    Catalog.
     
    #28 dpenguin, May 7, 2003
  9. Wisdom Seeker

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    What do I read (look at) when I'm too tired to read a real book?

    Suspicious
     
    #29 Wisdom Seeker, May 7, 2003
  10. stubbornkelly

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    What do we say when we want to be suspished?

    chemise
     
    #30 stubbornkelly, May 7, 2003
  11. Gib

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    What could have prevented the ragu from splattering all over her dress?


    Amabala
     
    #31 Gib, May 7, 2003
  12. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What am I when I'm on a crying jag?

    Mother Board
     
    #32 I Am Blessed 24, May 8, 2003
  13. stubbornkelly

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    What was my Mom when she was sitting through the school concert (till it got to my part, of course!)?

    dinner hour
     
    #33 stubbornkelly, May 8, 2003
  14. Wisdom Seeker

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    What should take an hour, but actually seldom takes more than half of one?

    Budget on a shoestring.
     
    #34 Wisdom Seeker, May 8, 2003
  15. I Am Blessed 24

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    What do you write your bills on when you run out of paper?

    Cookbook.
     
    #35 I Am Blessed 24, May 8, 2003
  16. Gib

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    What book do we have collecting dust on the shelf?

    ESPN
     
    #36 Gib, May 8, 2003
  17. Dan Todd

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    What does my wife let me watch during the commerial time of her programs?

    Fantasy
     
    #37 Dan Todd, May 9, 2003
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    Never worrying about making ends meet is a ?

    Retirement
     
    #38 Popeye, May 9, 2003
  19. stubbornkelly

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    What do you call the mint you suck on just before going to bed?

    parking pass
     
    #39 stubbornkelly, May 9, 2003
  20. Wisdom Seeker

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    What is cheaper than a parking ticket?

    A stomach ache.
     
    #40 Wisdom Seeker, May 9, 2003
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