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What was the question, please? Part IV

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by I Am Blessed 24, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What keeps me from seeing my belt?

    Out House
     
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    Where was my grandmother almost born? :eek:


    A: snowman
     
  3. Gwyneth

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    COOL GUY

    ICICLE
     
  4. stubbornkelly

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    What was Richard Virenque's response when asked, "What do you do for exercise?"

    Q: hi diddly dee
     
  5. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What comes before, "It's off to work for me"?

    Tweedle Dee
     
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    A: hi diddly dee
    Q:What did the pirate say when talking about his life? "Hi diddly dee, a Pirates life for me"

    A. Tweedle Dee
    Q. Who is the first of the Tweedle Twins?


    Fee Fie Fo Fum
     
  7. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What did the giant say when he couldn't think of a word that rhymed with man?

    Golden Goose
     
  8. Charlotte Marcel

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    Who did the Sruce Goose hope to grow up to be?

    The Stroke of Midnight.
     
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    When do you ask yourself why aren't your kids home?

    Mad Hatter
     
  10. Gib

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    My wife burned my dinner. What do you think I feel?

    Tivo
     
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    Q. What is something I don't own?

    A. Ballroom Gown
     
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    What do I wear to a dressy basketball game?

    Prescription
     
  13. Charlotte Marcel

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    What cost an arm and a leg if you don't have really good insurance coverage?

    Ships that pass in the night.
     
  14. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What do lighthouses guide?

    Subscription
     
  15. Charlotte Marcel

    Charlotte Marcel New Member

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    What allows you to have way more magazines that you probably are willing to read, at a price that makes it hard not to pass up?

    Perspiration.
     
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    What stinks on a man but smells like roses on a woman? [​IMG]

    Deoderant
     
  17. Charlotte Marcel

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    What do some people need to remember to wear on Saturdays? Pee Yew!!! [​IMG] :rolleyes:

    Whiskers
     
  18. Gib

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    What does my wife want me to shave?

    Zipper
     
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    What did I buy today?

    hummingbird
     
  20. Charlotte Marcel

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    What bird can fly backwards?

    Bumble Bee
     
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