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What was the question, please? Part IV

Discussion in 'Free-For-All Archives' started by I Am Blessed 24, Jun 3, 2003.

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  1. Audrey

    Audrey <img src="http://www.churches.net/churches/fubc/Au

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    What's a brand of tuna?

    Strawberry cheesecake
     
    #221 Audrey, Jun 11, 2003
  2. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What is, "One taste on the lips, forever on the hips!"?

    West Nile Virus
     
    #222 I Am Blessed 24, Jun 11, 2003
  3. stubbornkelly

    stubbornkelly New Member

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    What do you get when your computer is bitten by mosquitos?

    A: xerox
     
    #223 stubbornkelly, Jun 11, 2003
  4. Charlotte Marcel

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    What do you have to resort to when your printer isn't working?

    Speed Limit.
     
    #224 Charlotte Marcel, Jun 11, 2003
  5. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What's easily broke and readily ignored?

    Speeding Ticket
     
    #225 Gib, Jun 11, 2003
  6. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What do you call a cop chasing you with his lights on?

    Railroad
     
    #226 I Am Blessed 24, Jun 11, 2003
  7. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What do I try to do to the other team when running the football?

    Anti Virus
     
    #227 Gib, Jun 11, 2003
  8. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Who is married to Uncle Germ?

    Monkeypox
     
    #228 I Am Blessed 24, Jun 11, 2003
  9. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

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    What's a kissing cousin (or should I say biting cousin) to chickenpox?

    colorful
     
    #229 Dan Todd, Jun 11, 2003
  10. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What does a kindergartener call a brand new crayon?

    Levi Garrett
     
    #230 Gib, Jun 11, 2003
  11. Dan Todd

    Dan Todd Active Member

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    What might you CHEW on - if you chewed?
    (I looked it up this time Gib - do you know Levi personally?)

    gold digger
     
    #231 Dan Todd, Jun 11, 2003
  12. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What do you call a 24ct shovel?

    Dan, didn't spend much time with Levi. I always hung around the man, the red man.

    glory hog
     
    #232 Gib, Jun 11, 2003
  13. Audrey

    Audrey <img src="http://www.churches.net/churches/fubc/Au

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    What's a pig in Heaven called?

    Seashells
     
    #233 Audrey, Jun 12, 2003
  14. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    What did Sally sell down by the seashore?

    Mussels
     
    #234 I Am Blessed 24, Jun 12, 2003
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    Q. What did the guy who can't spell call his best feature?

    A. pants
     
    #235 TomVols, Jun 12, 2003
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    Charlotte Marcel New Member

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    What does a dog do instead of sweating?

    Kimono
     
    #236 Charlotte Marcel, Jun 12, 2003
  17. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What is short for Kissing Mono?

    Tweed
     
    #237 Gib, Jun 12, 2003
  18. Charlotte Marcel

    Charlotte Marcel New Member

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    How do you say "That is Sweet" with a cold? "Thad id tweed"

    Stopwatch
     
    #238 Charlotte Marcel, Jun 12, 2003
  19. Audrey

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    What does the watch do when he falls asleep on duty?

    Dish towel
     
    #239 Audrey, Jun 12, 2003
  20. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    What kind of towel sits on a dish?

    Hair gel
     
    #240 Gib, Jun 12, 2003
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