What was the question, please?

[Wisdom Seeker]

What do you do when you want to hang a picture?

A busy signal.

 

[Grace]

What do I get every time I try to call an office at my college?

Earrings

 

[stubbornkelly]

What happens when I don't wear earplugs at a concert to which I have really good seats?

A: bees knees

 

[Gib]

A woven, honey-combed pair of knickers


Cattywampus

 

[Bob Farnaby]

What do you call a furry animal that hogs the heater?


I don't belive that!

 

[Gib]

Yea! Jimmy Carter did invent the peanut!


Pea Ridge Express

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is the garbage disposal when I have pea soup?

forty-niner

 

[stubbornkelly]

What do you call a forty year old German pessimist?

A: doughnut hole

 

[dianetavegia]

What is the only part of the donut that is good for you?


Shepherd's pie

 

[Abiyah]

What the shepherd, unaccustomed to cows,
stepped in when he visited the neighbor's
pasture. It so adhered to the shepherd's shoe
that it became his own.

wolf in sheep's clothing

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What do you call a gigalo in a sherpa jacket?

On the wings of a dove.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is the line in the song that comes before "God sent his pure sweet love"?

Showers of Blessings.

 

[kung_foo_christian]

What do you get following a shower of sneezes?

Trench Coat.

 

[Abiyah]

What do you call a canvas covering for a trench?

Hopalong Cassidy

 

[Gib]

My neighbors 3 legged dog.

Bennies Red Barn

 

[Abiyah]

Where the Reverend Mister Bennie Henn blows over
rows of cows in their milking stalls. Recently
brought up on charges for cow tipping, he breathed
upon the judge, who immediately fell over. When
revived, the judge was asked how he could have
succumbed to this "parlor trick." The judge replied,
"Henn's breath. That big chicken certainly does not
use Scope."

catch a Tory

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do I call my junk drawer?

attic

 

[dianetavegia]

Those big blood filled arachnids you pull off your huntin' dawg.


spider monkey

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Diane

What is a furry 8 legged creature that belongs to the primate family?

Raccoon

 

[dianetavegia]

What Maw Purty fixed for the Reverend for lunch last Sunday when he came through for the monthly babatizing at the crick.

Ghost Busters