What was the question, please?

[stubbornkelly]

Q: Who's the fairest of them all?

A: Pussy Willow

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What grows in a swamp?

An Elephant.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What carries a trunk all the time?

potpourri

 

[Johnv]

(Darn! My question for Pussy Willow was going to be "What is Pussy Galore's maiden name?. Oh well, I snooze, I loose.)

Okay, back to potpurri:

What flavor of Jello are you least likely to see on the Market?

Hakuna Matata

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What is a silly way of saying "No worries"?

Chocolate Pudding

 

[stubbornkelly]

Q: What did the Swedish chef decide to make when he couldn't find a suitable moose? (Bork! Bork! Bork!)


A: Shoo-be-do-be-doo

 

[Johnv]

What does Scooby Doo sound like after a night of heavy partying??

Michael Jackson

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is black and white?

Barney

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Who is in fact a secret C.I.A. opperative?

I didn't do it.

 

[Johnv]

What saying do OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, and Michael Skakel all have in common?

Mary Had a Little Lamb

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What shocked the gynecologist?

Irish eyes are smiling.

 

[Speedpass]

What happens when Notre Dame wins a football game?

Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

[AdoptedDaughter]

Q: Who were the Gingerbread Man's competition?

A: Oopss...I didn't do it again?

 

[Johnv]

What did Willie Nelson say to the IRS when he got audited a second time?

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.

 

[Speedpass]

What do you consider when filing for divorce?

My lakefront property.

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What do I dream of having some day?


"And Heeeeeere's Johnny."

 

[Johnv]

Something you WON'T here at Johnny Paycheck's funeral.

When you care enough to send the very best.

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What is the U.S. militarys secret motto?

Aloha

 

[Johnv]

What's the opposite of a high ha?

Things go better with Coke.

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What Michael Jackson says.

A Taped Confession.