When I Die....

[padredurand]

Well...my wife intends to cremate me. See, after my previous job for 25 years, I now have somewhere around $100K worth of titanium in various parts of my body, and she wants a necklace and earrings....

That's funny right there.

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

I will let the Tribe have their traditional ceremony, if God wills

Im curious, whats that?

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Creamated and put in an hourglass. On Sunday mornings madre can give me a turn and let me run for an hour - just like old times.

Like it! :laugh:

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

I dont care.....just put me in a catapult & fling me as far away from New Jersey as I can get.

 

[InTheLight]

I dont care.....just put me in a catapult & fling me as far away from New Jersey as I can get.

Liked it!!

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

I dont care.....just put me in a catapult & fling me as far away from New Jersey as I can get.

Maybe, if you can convince the Navy to put your coffin on that new rail gun they're deploying in a couple year, you could get all the way out here to "God's country." :laugh:

 

[saturneptune]

Cremated and have my ashes mixed with Michael Servetus.

 

[saturneptune]

Oh bury me now on the lone prarie, where the wild cay-yotes will howl on me...


I'll be buried, just not there on the prarie...:smilewinkgrin":

Actually, I have a much better idea for you, and it kills two birds with one stone. Your body needs to go through the cariogenic thingy for a few hundred years. Then when the solution is found, they need to get rid of that mutt of yours and replace it with Boy George.