Mississippi John
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Mainstream traditional Baptist .
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Which kind of Baptist are you?
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GBC Pastor
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Southern Baptist:thumbsup:
PreacherTeacher
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Southern Baptist :applause:
I am Southern Baptist ...
I love all my Baptist brethren tho and my non-Baptist brethren too. God says I have too. So I do. :godisgood:
I love all my Baptist brethren tho and my non-Baptist brethren too. God says I have too. So I do. :godisgood:
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You weren't born a Baptist, silly. I had mormons tell me the same thing. Only Jews are born as a race and a religion.
I was raised in a Southern Baptist church setting, Daddy was a deacon, and I accepted Christ at age 13. I am now
an Independent Fundamental Baptist. But I love all my Baptist brothers and sisters as long as they know that salvation is through grace alone, not by works, and that once you are saved, you are saved.
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BillySunday1935
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I'm a Southern Baptist - in name only.
thegospelgeek
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Wow! Am I the only Free Will Baptist here?
Mississippi John
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All this talk of differant kinds of Baptists, reminded me of my favorite Emo Phillips joke: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
I check Independent but my DNA runs through the old Northern Baptist Convention by way of the CBA and FBFI.
GBC Pastor
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Thank You!!!:laugh: I really needed a good laugh today!
Mississippi John
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I'm glad somebody got a laugh from that ! I was beginning to wonder if anybody here had a sense of humor. Thanks Pastor !
Reformed Baptist
mcdirector
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I have been Southern Baptist all of my adult life.
ReformedBaptist
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More reforemd/particular Baptist.
Edward 1689er
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Truly Reformed Baptist.
thegospelgeek
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How close is that to Old Regular? My Mom,Dad, Grandmothers, aunts uncles, etc are all Old Regular. Don't know how I ended up the Black Sheep.:laugh: