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Can’t legally call itself a college because the state government says they don’t meet the academic requirements. (This is not the same as accreditation.) It offers a four year diploma (not allowed to call it a degree).
Dr. Joe Bigshot is the founder and president. He has pastored for 8 years since graduating from a Bible college in Alabama. He never went to seminary (he calls it “Semetary”), but has an honorary doctorate which he makes sure to use as much as possible.
Mrs. Bigshot, Joe’s wife, got a BA in homemaking at a secular college, but is famous for her book on Bible versions, which she lectures on (preaches) at churches.
Dr. Bill Masterly—Has a BA from Podunk Bible College in W. Virginia. Went to a mission field in Asia for four years—couldn’t learn the language. Got an MA and PhD from an Internet website that requires you to read 3 books and report on them for an MA, and 5 books plus reports for the PhD. He teaches theology and missions.
Mr. Sam Thundereyes pastored for two years after getting his two-year Associates Degree at a Bible college. That church fired him, but now he is trying to plant a church while teaching theology at the school.
Jim Justastudent is still working on his diploma at the school, but the administration is so impressed with him that they hired him to teach before he graduates. He’s known for “winning to Christ” an average of 80 people every month with his patented “Pray What I Say” method of soul winning. He brags a lot about his personal Bible study method.
Dr. John “KJB” Lovetheword has a DD (those are always honorary) from a well-known KJVO sister college. He is the sole resident prof for the school’s “seminary” branch. Once attended a meeting of Bible college profs but felt out of place. “Bunch of modern translation hypocrites!” He is the registered Bible scholar of the institution.
Can’t legally call itself a college because the state government says they don’t meet the academic requirements. (This is not the same as accreditation.) It offers a four year diploma (not allowed to call it a degree).
Dr. Joe Bigshot is the founder and president. He has pastored for 8 years since graduating from a Bible college in Alabama. He never went to seminary (he calls it “Semetary”), but has an honorary doctorate which he makes sure to use as much as possible.
Mrs. Bigshot, Joe’s wife, got a BA in homemaking at a secular college, but is famous for her book on Bible versions, which she lectures on (preaches) at churches.
Dr. Bill Masterly—Has a BA from Podunk Bible College in W. Virginia. Went to a mission field in Asia for four years—couldn’t learn the language. Got an MA and PhD from an Internet website that requires you to read 3 books and report on them for an MA, and 5 books plus reports for the PhD. He teaches theology and missions.
Mr. Sam Thundereyes pastored for two years after getting his two-year Associates Degree at a Bible college. That church fired him, but now he is trying to plant a church while teaching theology at the school.
Jim Justastudent is still working on his diploma at the school, but the administration is so impressed with him that they hired him to teach before he graduates. He’s known for “winning to Christ” an average of 80 people every month with his patented “Pray What I Say” method of soul winning. He brags a lot about his personal Bible study method.
Dr. John “KJB” Lovetheword has a DD (those are always honorary) from a well-known KJVO sister college. He is the sole resident prof for the school’s “seminary” branch. Once attended a meeting of Bible college profs but felt out of place. “Bunch of modern translation hypocrites!” He is the registered Bible scholar of the institution.
