Would you want to be a lifegem?

[Magnetic Poles]

Would you like to be made into a lifegem, or have a loved one be made into one?
www.lifegem.com

Why or why not?

 

[Trotter]

Ewwwww. No thanks.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I'll pass also...

 

[Lagardo]

Did you see the prices? I once told my wife that if legal, I'd be fine to be buried in a hefty sack.

Please, don't spend that much on me after I'm dead.

 

[Magnetic Poles]

If it wasn't for the price, it would be cool to be made into a diamond for Mrs. Poles.

 

[Pete]

So instead of saying someone is worth their weight in gold now we have to say....




Looked at their About Us page, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007.....and yers wonder why the rest of the planet reckons (to quote Obelix) "These Americans are crazy..." :tongue3:

 

[rbell]

In the first century, being "stoned" was a capital punishment.

In the 1960's, being "stoned" meant an altered state of consciousness.

I think I'll skip the third generation of "stoning."

 

[donnA]

eeeww yuck, thats disgusting.

 

[Bro. James Reed]

If someone stole the gem, would you report it as a kidnapping?

I'm bad.:smilewinkgrin:

 

[rbell]

I can just see it now...

...Hey, let me introduce you to Ruby, my wife...
...Let me introduce you to Rocky, my late husband...
...you remember my late husband Mr. Gem Stone, don't you...
...my husband was a big man...he went nearly 4 carats when he died...

...(one sister to another)...hey, did you notice Mom started calling Dad "bling bling" just a few months before he died?

 

[Pete]

rbell, that's sick and twisted and horrible and.....

.....I love it of course :smilewinkgrin: :smilewinkgrin: :smilewinkgrin: :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Magnetic Poles]

:thumbs::thumbs::laugh::applause:

I can just see it now...

...Hey, let me introduce you to Ruby, my wife...
...Let me introduce you to Rocky, my late husband...
...you remember my late husband Mr. Gem Stone, don't you...
...my husband was a big man...he went nearly 4 carats when he died...

...(one sister to another)...hey, did you notice Mom started calling Dad "bling bling" just a few months before he died?

 

[StefanM]

No...it's kinda creepy.

AND VERY EXPENSIVE!! YIKES!!!!!!

 

[menageriekeeper]

Chris (11) says yuck, he doesn't want to be wearing dead people on his fingers!

I'll pass to.

I have a spare gunny sack if anyone needs to use it!

 

[rbell]

You have to admit...the idea rocks.












:laugh:

 

[Jerome]

I can just see it now...

...Hey, let me introduce you to Ruby, my wife...

Other (in)appropriate names:
Amber, Opal

And names from the Bible: Pearl, Crystal, Sapphira, Jasper

 

[rbell]

I've known girls that had their daddy wrapped around their little finger...but this is ridiculous...

 

[ccrobinson]

If this were done to me after I die, I would be a dead ringer for my wife.

 

[rbell]

You wonder if Mick Jagger's wife has made any plans...

I probably should stop now...people that live in glass houses shouldn't throw synthetically crystallized dead relatives.

 

[Pete]

rbell, :laugh: :thumbs: :applause: x 9735651289761253235297