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Discussion in '2003 Archive' started by Major B, Dec 4, 2003.

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  1. mioque

    mioque New Member

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    "Baptists don't handle snakes, we kill 'em."
    I know, I'm one myself (a baptist not a snakehandler). Those snakehandlers I saw did strike me as rather rural.

    "who was Rien Poortvliet?"
    A devout Christian, a political conservative, a doglover, a family man, an avid hunter and an artist. To see some of his work, simply click on the following link.
    http://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand-Oak/2662/rien/rien.html
    Or simply use one of the links in my previous post.

    "Was he a race car driver?"
    :eek: [​IMG]

    "They don't have NASCAR in Europe, do they?"
    Nope. It's mostly football overhere.
     
    #21 mioque, Dec 6, 2003
  2. fromtheright

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    Bible Boy

    That's funny! I don't care who you are that right there's funny.

    Another Larry the Cable Guy fan? Great! I just discovered him a couple of months ago.
     
    #22 fromtheright, Dec 6, 2003
  3. Ps104_33

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    Hey dont laugh. I recently attended a figure eight school bus race here in tampa where one of the busses in the race was a baptist sunday school bus sponsered by the church. It was great fun!
     
    #23 Ps104_33, Dec 6, 2003
  4. doug_mmm

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    Cant help but think that there's a subtle dig at white poor people here.

    Lets here if there's a

    You know your at an Afro American Church when....

    wonder how that would sound ?
     
    #24 doug_mmm, Dec 7, 2003
  5. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    As a Jojuh redneck, I shall respond. Being a redneck has nothing to do with your cash flow. Most folks think if you're a Georgia Bulldog fan, then you're a redneck. There are some high end and some low end GA. rednecks. We like cornbread and chicken, lots of front porch picking and we don't have to all drive a pickup to be one.
     
    #25 Gib, Dec 7, 2003
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    Or any country church in WV!!
     
    #26 tinytim, Dec 8, 2003
  7. All about Grace

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    Unless the Netherlands have Wal-marts, and then I guarantee you one can find a redneck wandering the aisles.
     
    #27 All about Grace, Dec 8, 2003
  8. mioque

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    "Unless the Netherlands have Wal-marts"
    Not by that name at least.
     
    #28 mioque, Dec 8, 2003
  9. Major B

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    If it was being done by African Americans, it would be accepted.

    The author of this thread (me) is a redneck of rednecks.

    As far as being poor, we were, but that was before FDR and John L. Lewis...

    And as rednecks, we don't get offended by people laughing with us. There is no "redneck rights" group, unless it is the UMWA, the UAW, or the Teamsters Union.
     
    #29 Major B, Dec 8, 2003
  10. Bible-boy

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    No dig. Just being self aware! :D
     
    #30 Bible-boy, Dec 9, 2003
  11. Paul of Eugene

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    Ask a redneck church member where their website is and they will think you are accusing them of leaving the spiderwebs there when they clean the church!
     
    #31 Paul of Eugene, Dec 9, 2003
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