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  1. saturneptune

    saturneptune New Member

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    I got a dog for my mother-in-law. I thought it was a fair trade.
     
    #521 saturneptune, Nov 24, 2012
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    IF you are missing your M-I-L Take the dog to a beautician, have its hair done and pant lipstick on its snout.


    I am getting tired of leftovers.
     
    #522 Palatka51, Nov 25, 2012
  3. SaggyWoman

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    Freeze them and serve next year.



    My cat stinks.
     
    #523 SaggyWoman, Nov 25, 2012
  4. jilphn1022

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    Put your cat outside for awhile and when you bring your cat back into the house, the cat will smell like fresh air.



    What to buy for the pastor and wife for Christmas
     
    #524 jilphn1022, Nov 28, 2012
  5. SaggyWoman

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    Buy them a case of long necks.



    My house is on fire.
     
    #525 SaggyWoman, Dec 14, 2012
  6. jilphn1022

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    put this information on facebook and your friends will all know about it!


    What to buy someone who has everything
     
    #526 jilphn1022, Dec 15, 2012
  7. SaggyWoman

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    Give them a $5 gift certificate to McDonalds.



    You are spending the night at your relatives, and the only place to sleep in on the couch as a pull out, and you don't want to.
     
    #527 SaggyWoman, Dec 28, 2012
  8. Salty

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    Use the hammock out in the back yard


    What should I do when a BB poster answers one of my questions with "WHATEVER"
     
    #528 Salty, Dec 28, 2012
  9. jilphn1022

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    What should I do when a BB poster answers one of my questions with "WHATEVER"

    I would suggest that you never mention it on a messageboard! Or better yet I would suggest that you ignore it and act like it never happened!

    What should I do if I get the same brand of fruitcake from my cousin?
     
    #529 jilphn1022, Dec 30, 2012
  10. SaggyWoman

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    Give it to him/her as a gift for his/her next birthday.




    My back hurts.
     
    #530 SaggyWoman, Dec 30, 2012
  11. Salty

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    Whatever


    How do we get Dr boB to post on this thread
     
    #531 Salty, Dec 30, 2012
  12. mont974x4

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    Get a court order to force his participation.



    I'm tired but its not bedtime yet.
     
    #532 mont974x4, Dec 30, 2012
  13. jilphn1022

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    I'm tired but its not bedtime yet.

    It is simple....just set your clock to show your bedtime, then (YAWN) go to bed.

    Where is the best place to get a Chinese dinner?
     
    #533 jilphn1022, Jan 1, 2013
  14. SaggyWoman

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    In Warsaw, Poland.



    What do you do when Salty's feelings are hurt?
     
    #534 SaggyWoman, Jan 2, 2013
  15. Palatka51

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    Mail him a snow shovel.



    I want it to snow in Florida.
     
    #535 Palatka51, Jan 23, 2013
  16. SaggyWoman

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    I will mail you some snow man poop.

    My cats are bothering me.
     
    #536 SaggyWoman, Feb 2, 2013
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    Give'm some d-con...that'll stop your problem

    It's cold outside.....and snowing...
     
    #537 convicted1, Feb 2, 2013
  18. saturneptune

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    If I waz you guys, I would not listen to any advice by Convicted 1. I sent him a private message saying "I want to be frank with you" and the reply said "I thought you were saturneptune."
     
    #538 saturneptune, Feb 8, 2013
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    Let your sprinkler system wet down your house so it freezes into an igloo.



    My Brother in law has put chocolate roaches in my sister's Valentine's chocolates. How do I warn my sister about the surprise?
     
    #539 Palatka51, Feb 12, 2013
  20. SaggyWoman

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    Heat them in the oven, and when she smells the paper burning, explain what happened.




    I want to do something for St. Patrick's day. What should I do?
     
    #540 SaggyWoman, Feb 19, 2013
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