saturneptune
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I got a dog for my mother-in-law. I thought it was a fair trade.
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IF you are missing your M-I-L Take the dog to a beautician, have its hair done and pant lipstick on its snout.
I am getting tired of leftovers.
SaggyWoman
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jilphn1022
New Member
Put your cat outside for awhile and when you bring your cat back into the house, the cat will smell like fresh air.
What to buy for the pastor and wife for Christmas
What to buy for the pastor and wife for Christmas
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Buy them a case of long necks.
My house is on fire.
My house is on fire.
jilphn1022
New Member
put this information on facebook and your friends will all know about it!
What to buy someone who has everything
What to buy someone who has everything
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Give them a $5 gift certificate to McDonalds.
You are spending the night at your relatives, and the only place to sleep in on the couch as a pull out, and you don't want to.
Use the hammock out in the back yard
What should I do when a BB poster answers one of my questions with "WHATEVER"
jilphn1022
New Member
What should I do when a BB poster answers one of my questions with "WHATEVER"
I would suggest that you never mention it on a messageboard! Or better yet I would suggest that you ignore it and act like it never happened!
What should I do if I get the same brand of fruitcake from my cousin?
I would suggest that you never mention it on a messageboard! Or better yet I would suggest that you ignore it and act like it never happened!
What should I do if I get the same brand of fruitcake from my cousin?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
jilphn1022
New Member
I'm tired but its not bedtime yet.
It is simple....just set your clock to show your bedtime, then (YAWN) go to bed.
Where is the best place to get a Chinese dinner?
It is simple....just set your clock to show your bedtime, then (YAWN) go to bed.
Where is the best place to get a Chinese dinner?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
SaggyWoman
Active Member
I will mail you some snow man poop.
My cats are bothering me.
My cats are bothering me.
convicted1
Guest
Give'm some d-con...that'll stop your problem
It's cold outside.....and snowing...
It's cold outside.....and snowing...
saturneptune
New Member
If I waz you guys, I would not listen to any advice by Convicted 1. I sent him a private message saying "I want to be frank with you" and the reply said "I thought you were saturneptune."
Let your sprinkler system wet down your house so it freezes into an igloo.
My Brother in law has put chocolate roaches in my sister's Valentine's chocolates. How do I warn my sister about the surprise?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Heat them in the oven, and when she smells the paper burning, explain what happened.
I want to do something for St. Patrick's day. What should I do?