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Things not to say to your wife - real life

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  1. Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin

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    My wife tells me I oughta write a book on "Things not to say to your wife" and give it to new husbands.

    Here's two that I literally actually said that you new agriculture-oriented husbands oughtn't, even if they are factually correct observations.

    1. Telling your wife in a discussion on how often to have kids that "a breeding sow can pop out a litter once a year, so surely a human female is made to handle at least 1 child every 1.5 years".

    2. Telling your wife that "[She] is no longer a heifer!" after birthing the first child.
     
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    'Tis good that one survives early on to pass along such wisdom so that many others don't become a mere statistic. :Wink
     
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    Would you like me to take out a million dollar policy on you ???
     
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    No, no, that may provide incentive!
     
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    It would???
     
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    You sleep in the barn a lot don't you?

    I'm always Mr. Right!... When my wife lets me!... You're young, you'll learn, eventually!... Right now you're a H.I.T... Husband In Training... Brother (been there done that!) Glen:)
     
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