Things not to say to your wife - real life

[Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin]

My wife tells me I oughta write a book on "Things not to say to your wife" and give it to new husbands.

Here's two that I literally actually said that you new agriculture-oriented husbands oughtn't, even if they are factually correct observations.

1. Telling your wife in a discussion on how often to have kids that "a breeding sow can pop out a litter once a year, so surely a human female is made to handle at least 1 child every 1.5 years".

2. Telling your wife that "[She] is no longer a heifer!" after birthing the first child.

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

'Tis good that one survives early on to pass along such wisdom so that many others don't become a mere statistic.

 

[Salty]

Would you like me to take out a million dollar policy on you ???

 

[Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin]

Would you like me to take out a million dollar policy on you ???

No, no, that may provide incentive!

 

[Salty]

No, no, that may provide incentive!

It would???

 

[tyndale1946]

My wife tells me I oughta write a book on "Things not to say to your wife" and give it to new husbands.

Here's two that I literally actually said that you new agriculture-oriented husbands oughtn't, even if they are factually correct observations.

1. Telling your wife in a discussion on how often to have kids that "a breeding sow can pop out a litter once a year, so surely a human female is made to handle at least 1 child every 1.5 years".

2. Telling your wife that "[She] is no longer a heifer!" after birthing the first child.

You sleep in the barn a lot don't you?

I'm always Mr. Right!... When my wife lets me!... You're young, you'll learn, eventually!... Right now you're a H.I.T... Husband In Training... Brother (been there done that!) Glen