Featured Christocentric Theology (New Covenant Theology): The Big Nothing Burger

I don’t like them… bunch of pot heads, but there is Led Zeppelin, Genesis ( with Peter Gabriel), oh and Pink Floyd … how do I forget that! Jim Morrison & the Doors farther back but they made great music. That was the LSD years.

 

...have you never estimated the number of beans in a jar? Go ahead, count the words in his post and see if I'm a winner or not...

 

That was my line. You know there is medicine for that.

 

BTW, there are no longer any smaller Baptist churches in New Jersey… they expired 30 years ago (Really/ for real)! Always read about European secularism, well here it is!

 

Tell that to Kentucky

 

Lol, he wants to forget all about lil' ol' me!

 

Ahhh, no thanks

 

There is an owl in a tree around here hooting… is that a good omen or a bad one?

 

Bad. There's something wrong with an owl that hoots at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

 

...ah, come on, be a sport, count them and tell me how close I was...

 

You don’t really want a Yankee moving there. Although I do have a last name that might be to your liking

 

Tell me 1st, where can I get a Colt Peacemaker Working order… Pearl handle or Ivory preferred. I’m in the hunt.

Taken from Wiki: Older nineteenth century Model 1873s and Peacemakers are highly prized by collectors. Although extremely dated and obsolete, Colt still produces new copies of the Single Action Army for the modern market.

 

Help me out here, moderators. I'm happy to keep slapping him down, as he does follow me around. He just doesn't seem to get it though, and I feel kind of bad about that.

 

What is your threshold for "smaller"? Here in Northern New England, it's probably <50-100 on Sunday morning. In the Bible Belt, maybe 10+ times that.

 

Honestly I’m looking for a retirement someplace warmer as I am arthritic. But to answer your question, 20 people tops and that’s Reformed type churches. As sited before, you can’t find Regular Baptists churches anymore. There is a Methodist church nearby but they are looney tunes.
Now if you want to talk Roman Catholic, there are 7 churches in a 5 mile radius.

 

You probably Should ask Jon the moderator his opinion of small churches. You probably have to average it out depending upon where you’re located.

 

Good grief, you're taking this (or yourself) waaaay too seriously. Relax, I'll back off jesting with you.

Skins were a lot thicker a few years back on the BB, not so now.

And, I was on this thread before you. Are you following me?

 

Thanks. The reason I asked is because we have family serving in a "Bible Church" in SNJ that is 100% baptistic, but the name has been unchanged since the work was founded in 1865. I would refer to it as "high-end medium" in size, perhaps 200 for a typical Sunday morning.