Strawman argument number 1.
Your interpretation is rediculous but it is your only escape from the obvious true iinterpretation and so you throw out all common sense and cling to it. So, let's begin with the abc's and work ourselves to the correct interpretation.
1. John 6:35 demands that "cometh to me" in regard to Christ as the "bread of life" metaphorically equals satisfying ones hunger "shall never hunger."
35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
So the question is how does bread satisfy ones hunger EXCEPT BY EATING IT. Literal Eating it is the implication of the context to satsify literal hunger and sustain literal life:
31 Our fathers did eat manna in the desert; as it is written, He gave them bread from heaven to eat.
32 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven.
33 For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world.
34 Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread.
LITERAL APPLICATION:
1. The Father literally gave literal bread which had to be literally eaten. Eating it is what satisfied hunger and sustained physical life.
2. Giving bread by the Father preceded eating or partaking of that bread or else there could be no bread to eat.
3. The act of Eating satisfied hunger and sustained life.
METAPHORICAL APPLICATION
1. The Father gives this metaphorical bread - which is Christ
2. Coming to Christ satisfies spirtual hunger and sustains spiritual life
3. Metaphorical eating of Christ equals coming to Christ
No one can logically or scriptural repudiate the parallel between the literal with the metaphorical application spelled out thus far. COMING TO CHRIST equals PARTAKING OF CHRIST OR EATING HIM because only EATING/PARTAKING satisfies hunger and sustains life. If one does not EAT of Christ there is no satisfaction of hunger and no spiritual life:
48 I am that bread of life.
49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.
50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die.
51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.
52 The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat?
53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.
Note that Christ provides an exact parallel between the literal manna given by God and the metaphorical manna given by God.
1. Given
2. Eating satisfies hunger and sustains eternal life
COMING equals SATIFYING OF HUNGER and SUSTAINING LIFE which occurs BY EATING (partaking of). Eating and drinking (PARTAKING) is contextually defined as believing in him:
47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
48 I am that bread of life.
49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.
50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die.
51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.
52 The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat?
53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.
1. He states the literal first in verse 48 - beleving is what obtains eternal life
2. He states the metaphorical in verses 49-54 - eating and drinking is what obtains eternal life.
3. Hence, metaphorical "eating" and "drinking" EQUALS believing on him
31 Our fathers did eat manna in the desert; as it is written, He gave them bread from heaven to eat.
32 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven.
33 For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world.
34 Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread.
35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
1. he states the literal first in verse 31-32 where eating satisfied their hunger and sustained physical life.
2. he sates the metaphorical in verses 33-35 where metaphorial eating is implied from the literal in verses 31-32 which satisfies hunger and obtain eternal life.
3. In verse 35 - coming to him is eating him which satisfies hunger and obtains eternal life and eating him is equal to beleiving in him or partaking of him by faith (v. 48).
The only possible way you can deny the above evidence is simply to refuse to accept the evidence. The only possible alternative you have to accepting the evidence is an attempt to create confusion and hope the readers can't see the obvious.