You are entirely wrong here from start to finish here. Neither of 'those things' were parables, they were metaphors; neither of them were 'run of the mill' and only one of them could be described a preaching.
My mistake, I used the wrong word as you are correct they are indeed metaphors, but I stand by the rest of my statement.
Also, it's important to note that the Lord's Supper is an act of commemoration
Commemoration or memorial - nothing changes. I stand by the rest of my opinion.
It is not a re-presentation. I believe it is more than that. In accord with the 1689 Baptist Confession of Faith, I believe that we feed upon Christ, not in a crass, carnal way, but in our hearts by faith (as did Augustine and others.
My faith tradition says that it is a "re-presentation" done in an un-bloody manner, I believe them over what you are telling me. As for St. Augustine, according to the writer David Armstrong in a piece entitled "St. Augustines belief in the "Real Presence" he said: "The Eucharistic doctrine expounded by St. Augustine interpreted in a purely spiritual way by most Protestant writers on the history of dogmas. Despite his insistence on the symbolical explanation he does not exclude the Real Presence. In association with the words of institution he concurs with the older Church tradition in expressing belief in the Real Presence . . ."
St Augustine also wrote the following words:
He took flesh from the flesh of Mary . . . and gave us the same flesh to be eaten unto salvation . . . we do sin by not adoring.
{Explanations of the Psalms
, 98, 9; on p.20}
The Sacrifice of our times is the Body and Blood of the Priest Himself . . . Recognize then in the Bread what hung upon the tree; in the chalice what flowed from His side.
{Sermo
iii. 1-2; on p.62}
Eat Christ, then; though eaten He yet lives, for when slain He rose from the dead. Nor do we divide Him into parts when we eat Him: though indeed this is done in the Sacrament, as the faithful well know when they eat the Flesh of Christ, for each receives his part, hence are those parts called graces. Yet though thus eaten in parts He remains whole and entire; eaten in parts in the Sacrament, He remains whole and entire in Heaven.
{Mai
129, 1; cf. Sermon
131; on p.65}
A cursory examination of the other Early Church Fathers shows similar conclusions of the "Real Presence".
So no doubt you would be removing statues, icons and crucifixes of our Lord from your home and from your church?
Why would we do that? There is no sin in having a representation of those from the biblical age as long as said things are not the focus of worship themselves. We do of course continue to worship Jesus Christ in the Holy Eucharist because of his Real Presence within it.
But the memorial that our Lord desired, the joy that was set out before Him was the salvation of a vast crowd of believers.
I see, so the several Last Supper biblical verses mean nothing?
I am very blessed in what I believe, thank you.
That is good, we both seem to agree on our respective blessings of belief.