PreachTony
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Send the raccoon an email telling him he's being sent to another country.
I have two people talking to me at the same time. Which one should I listen to?
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Send the raccoon an email telling him he's being sent to another country.
I have two people talking to me at the same time. Which one should I listen to?
The first one of couse
Tony wants to be the second President of the CSA
who should be his Vice-resident.
PreachTony
Active Member
Easy... Larry the Cable Guy
Apparently someone claiming to be me is running around saying they want to be President of the CSA. What should I do about this?
SaggyWoman
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SaggyWoman
Active Member
Because we were playing games in American Theology for a while and decided to return.
I am at the beach and want to look for sharks.
PreachTony
Active Member
Go to the local butcher shop and request their "scrap" meat. Stuff that into your scuba suit and I promise the sharks will come to you.
There's a spider on the ceiling of my office. How should I go about removing it?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Just tell people you live in East Germany.
What store should I shop at to find some agent Orange
PreachTony
Active Member
Go to Office Depot, look for an employee named Greg, and ask about the "morning brandy..." He will go to the back and bring you a bucket of "white-out." This is your agent orange.
What movie should I show the family this weekend?
convicted1
Guest
It's a thriller with lots of blood shed. It also has name callings, finger pointings, banishments, crying babies, hardhearted peoples...it's called.....drum roll please....
'I once was a Baptistboard Member'...get lots of pepto, it's quite sickening to watch...
A bum is waving me down doing the macarena?
PreachTony
Active Member
get lots of pepto, it's quite sickening to watch...
What's the best method for getting chocolate syrup out off a suede shoe?
convicted1
Guest
I just saw Bro. Tony burning his shoes. Should I buy him a new pair or just let him walk barefooted?
Actually encourage him to walk barefoot on nails.
How can Padre and I sneak aboard the Love Boat.
PreachTony
Active Member
What did I ever do to you? :smilewinkgrin:
Fake mustaches...
I just saw two guys with obviously fake mustaches trying to climb on board a boat. Should I call the authorities?
convicted1
Guest
Nope. Just use tranquilizer darts on them. That'll teach'em better than to try to steal a free ride.
I know a Brother who has been slack on his attendance at another christian message board....
Tell him he is feeling quilty about not spending enough time on BB.
How can I find another Christian message board to be on?
Bible Believing Bill
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Go to an atheist chat room, then ask them to suggest a Christian message board you can join.
Where can I find a cheap reliable used car?
Where can I find a cheap reliable used car?
PreachTony
Active Member
You just missed it (by four months)...back in December I had a '95 Chevy Cavalier that was going to be turned into a submarine before Bosley torched it. :smilewinkgrin:
I'm considering trying to change the United States over to the metric system. Thoughts?
Yes, go to an atheist board and ask them if that would be the Christian thing to do.
My wife wants to visit Atlanta, Ga. I dont.
What should I say to her to talk her out of it?