PreachTony
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Tell her that if the Atlanta Braves don't want to be in Atlanta, then neither do you.
I was just hired by the Atlanta Tourism Board. What should I do to get more people to visit Atlanta?
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Tell her that if the Atlanta Braves don't want to be in Atlanta, then neither do you.
I was just hired by the Atlanta Tourism Board. What should I do to get more people to visit Atlanta?
Sen the Braves back to Boston
Should we allow Preach Tony to post in the Baptist section if he becomes Amish
SaggyWoman
Active Member
As long as he doesn't type with his fingers.
How do I help someone become a citizen of the US?
Bible Believing Bill
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Gib
Active Member
Lottery tickets and smokes.
I'm thinking of a good way to tell the Pastor he isn't doing a very good job of covering his bald spot. Any suggestions?
PreachTony
Active Member
Gib
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Bible Believing Bill
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The Bottom Lunchbox.
My wife is upset I haven't done the laundry for the past 3 months.
What should I say to convince her that its normal to only do washing every three months.
Bible Believing Bill
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Tell her she gets to buy enough clothes to last for three months without washing.
How do I keep my wife's cat from hissing at me everytime I walk past?
Send you cat to me - at least you will get a break every three months when I wash you cat with my clothes.
How much admission should I charge when Gib sings "I'm a little Teapot" at Sunday School.
Gib
Active Member
$10 with a 60/40 spilt. I'm not greedy.
If I'm going to sing "I'm a little teapot" I should dress the part, but don't want to offend anyone. What should I wear?
convicted1
Guest
Make him show ID and fill out a police request form - too many jerks spraying cars after dark.
Should Gib wear a fake mustaches while singing?
How about a Beatles hair piece?
PreachTony
Active Member
I dunno...he'd probably look like this...
Bro. Willis just called and said someone stole his pink teapot costume. What can we do to help?
Have him call Larry the Cable guy.
Why would someone call Larry the Cable Guy to find a pink teapot costume?
PreachTony
Active Member
Probably because you told me to tell him to do just that...
The BB has been sued for defamation by Larry the Cable Guy. What should we do?
Call Johnny Cochran!
If the teapot doesn't fit, you must acquit.
How do we raise the money to pay Johnny Cochran?
PreachTony
Active Member
We're Baptist...let's have a bake sale!
How do I tell Salty that Johnnie Cochran died over ten years ago?
convicted1
Guest
I'd tried sending Bro. Salty a PM, but his box is full. How can I get him to empty it to send him one??????