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Gib

Gib

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PreachTony said:
Bro. Willis is outside trying to get a hawk to land on his arm...
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Help him duct tape a wounded rabbit to his arm and then have him wave it around in the air like he just don't care.

My big toe may have to be amputated due to diabetic complications. How can I make sure they cut off the correct toe?
 
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PreachTony

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Gib said:
My big toe may have to be amputated due to diabetic complications. How can I make sure they cut off the correct toe?
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Get the following tattoo and hope they understand it:
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Gib is asking for directions to a tattoo parlor...
 
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PreachTony

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Salty said:
How can I purchase a multi-rabbit award
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Just hang around for a bit, the guy who hands them out for free should be back any day now...




I duct taped a dead rabbit to Bro. Willis's arm and called a hawk, now he's being chased by a pack of vultures. What should I do?
 
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convicted1

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PreachTony said:
I duct taped a dead rabbit to Bro. Willis's arm and called a hawk, now he's being chased by a pack of vultures. What should I do?
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Don't worry about it. I already have it under control....


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I just ran outta ammo and there's one vulture left with a wounded wing, busted beak, broken talon, a blinded eye, and half his tail missing....
 
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PreachTony

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convicted1 said:
I just ran outta ammo and there's one vulture left with a wounded wing, busted beak, broken talon, a blinded eye, and half his tail missing....
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Get a picture of him and start advertising him for sale at Petsmart. Name him "Lucky."





Bro Willis is trying to sell me a maimed vulture.
 
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convicted1

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PreachTony said:
I made Bro. Willis a more-then-fair offer for his battered vulture meat and now he's offended. What should I do?
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I do all the 'heavy lifting' and you think that's too much $$$?

Some little twerp, some little 'pencil-neck geek' is trying to lowball me on buying some tenderized chicken...
 
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PreachTony

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convicted1 said:
Some little twerp, some little 'pencil-neck geek' is trying to lowball me on buying some tenderized chicken...
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Forget about his offer and take your "chicken" to KFC...
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So I've opened my own KFC franchise and some guy just walked in carrying an obviously maimed vulture that he claims is a "tenderized chicken." He wants to sell it to me. What should I do?
 
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OneDayCloser

New Member
PreachT,
Have you considered decorating your KFC windows and doors?
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My pre-teen wants to paint her nails in a sky-blue color. What should I say?
 
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faithgirl46

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Since the twin brother of the guy who wants to join the swim team likes golf and his brother doesn't, let grandfather buy golf equipment and teach his grandson how to play golf.
Do you like to make steak or spaghetti for dinner?
 
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SaggyWoman

Active Member
Go to all in your neighborhood and open their refridgerator doors and keep them open for the day.


I want to fly a flag. Which one should I flY?
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Salty said:
How do we get the Philly 76's to move back to Syracuse?
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Give Melo the 'key to the city' and take over that ridiculous contract the Knicks gave him.


The 76er's drafted a third big man in a row. Thankfully I am not a Sixers' fan, and Salty wants them back. How do I gently tell him to forget about it, it ain't happenin'?
 
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SaggyWoman

Active Member
Send an airplane with a banner over with what you want to say, then drop a bunch of flyers from up there on him.




My nose keeps dripping, and I want to vote for Trump. What to do?
 
Salty

Salty

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SaggyWoman said:
My nose keeps dripping, and I want to vote for Trump. What to do?
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A) Ask a congressman to use his ObamaCare package

B) Announce you want to be Trumps running mate



I had a dream that a thread which started back in 2008 and has over 1000 posts has been revived.
Is this a FLUKE?

What should I do?
 
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