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  1. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Help him duct tape a wounded rabbit to his arm and then have him wave it around in the air like he just don't care.

    My big toe may have to be amputated due to diabetic complications. How can I make sure they cut off the correct toe?
     
    #1121 Gib, Apr 28, 2015
  2. PreachTony

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    Get the following tattoo and hope they understand it:
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    Gib is asking for directions to a tattoo parlor...
     
    #1122 PreachTony, Apr 28, 2015
  3. Salty

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    Give him the Yellow Pages for the South Pole.


    How can I purchase a multi-rabbit award
     
    #1123 Salty, Apr 28, 2015
  4. PreachTony

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    Just hang around for a bit, the guy who hands them out for free should be back any day now...




    I duct taped a dead rabbit to Bro. Willis's arm and called a hawk, now he's being chased by a pack of vultures. What should I do?
     
    #1124 PreachTony, Apr 28, 2015
  5. convicted1

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    Don't worry about it. I already have it under control....


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    I just ran outta ammo and there's one vulture left with a wounded wing, busted beak, broken talon, a blinded eye, and half his tail missing....
     
    #1125 convicted1, Apr 29, 2015
  6. PreachTony

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    Get a picture of him and start advertising him for sale at Petsmart. Name him "Lucky."





    Bro Willis is trying to sell me a maimed vulture.
     
    #1126 PreachTony, Apr 29, 2015
  7. convicted1

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    Why complain? I already tenderized the meat! Ungrateful is what you are...


    Bro. Tony's trying to lowball me in buying some tenderized 'chicken'...
     
    #1127 convicted1, Apr 29, 2015
  8. PreachTony

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    You call this "tenderized?"
    [​IMG]





    I made Bro. Willis a more-then-fair offer for his battered vulture meat and now he's offended. What should I do?
     
    #1128 PreachTony, Apr 30, 2015
  9. convicted1

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    I do all the 'heavy lifting' and you think that's too much $$$?

    Some little twerp, some little 'pencil-neck geek' is trying to lowball me on buying some tenderized chicken...
     
    #1129 convicted1, May 3, 2015
  10. PreachTony

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    Forget about his offer and take your "chicken" to KFC...
    [​IMG]





    So I've opened my own KFC franchise and some guy just walked in carrying an obviously maimed vulture that he claims is a "tenderized chicken." He wants to sell it to me. What should I do?
     
    #1130 PreachTony, May 4, 2015
  11. OneDayCloser

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    PreachT,
    Have you considered decorating your KFC windows and doors?
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    My pre-teen wants to paint her nails in a sky-blue color. What should I say?
     
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  12. Salty

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    Ask her if she needs to do it to make the swimming team.

    My son wants to join the girls swimming team - but the school has no swimming pool.
     
    #1132 Salty, May 6, 2015
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    Since the twin brother of the guy who wants to join the swim team likes golf and his brother doesn't, let grandfather buy golf equipment and teach his grandson how to play golf.
    Do you like to make steak or spaghetti for dinner?
     
    #1133 faithgirl46, May 14, 2015
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  14. Salty

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    Depends on how you look at it - When I make spaghetti, it ends up as hard as steak.



    I want it to snow, so I don't have to work
     
    #1134 Salty, May 14, 2015
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    Go to all in your neighborhood and open their refridgerator doors and keep them open for the day.


    I want to fly a flag. Which one should I flY?
     
    #1135 SaggyWoman, Jun 28, 2015
  16. Salty

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    Syracuse Nationals



    How do we get the Philly 76's to move back to Syracuse?
     
    #1136 Salty, Jun 28, 2015
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    Give Melo the 'key to the city' and take over that ridiculous contract the Knicks gave him.


    The 76er's drafted a third big man in a row. Thankfully I am not a Sixers' fan, and Salty wants them back. How do I gently tell him to forget about it, it ain't happenin'?
     
    #1137 SovereignGrace, Jun 29, 2015
  18. SaggyWoman

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    Send an airplane with a banner over with what you want to say, then drop a bunch of flyers from up there on him.




    My nose keeps dripping, and I want to vote for Trump. What to do?
     
    #1138 SaggyWoman, Aug 2, 2015
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    A) Ask a congressman to use his ObamaCare package

    B) Announce you want to be Trumps running mate



    I had a dream that a thread which started back in 2008 and has over 1000 posts has been revived.
    Is this a FLUKE?

    What should I do?
     
    #1139 Salty, Aug 2, 2015
  20. lexinonomous

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    You should probably look into deleting the entire forum, just to avoid future flukes.

    I've been losing some sleep lately. What should I do?
     
    #1140 lexinonomous, Oct 16, 2015
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