I was just kidding about Salty's typo that "his wife can't take the hit" but I've been wondering if he caught that since the thread died 4 months ago when I gave him my advice. Should I be concerned?
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I was just kidding about Salty's typo that "his wife can't take the hit" but I've been wondering if he caught that since the thread died 4 months ago when I gave him my advice. Should I be concerned?
RighteousnessTemperance&
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Just pull the wool over her eyes and she won't notice.
No, it's just that his wife started moderating his posts in this thread.
(Oops. Looks like a couple finally passed muster.)
Use it as an excuse for not doing important chores…after it's too late.
OR
Take it to mean you are right twice a day, and assume it applies to marital arguments.
Remove the guard and constantly spin it by hand, but be sure to leave the plug near an outlet.
OR
Use it as hood ornament, but first be sure to remove your windshield.
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Buy some sheep, tell your wife the reason is no gas and oil necessary.
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RighteousnessTemperance&
Well-Known Member
Spray your ears with fresh grass scent, buy some sheep and let them do the job.
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Run for the school board and with the platform - that by using your sheep (to be housed at the school) you will
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what should be done.
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..nah, what you need now is a pet fox....
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Pour from 5 gallon bucket into 3 gallon bucket, leaving 2 gallons. Empty out the 3 gallon bucket. Pour the 2 gallons in the 5 gallon bucket into the 3 gallon bucket. Fill up the 5 gallon bucket and pour it into the 3 gallon bucket until it's full, leaving 4 gallons in the 5 gallon bucket. Then do it backwards and repeat 3 times.
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Latver11Leader
Member
Tell the officer his/her overweight mom ate your wallet for breakfast...
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RighteousnessTemperance&
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HEPA, if I know.
With no problems of my own, I can’t stop giving advice to those with ‘em. What should they do?
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