amazinglove92
New Member
Okay just wondering there was a Gib who was the camp cook really good guy and good food.
Thanks though
Matt
Can we get back to the story now?
Thanks though
Matt
Can we get back to the story now?
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amazinglove92
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Okay that is fine. We wouldn't want a tired Jodo Kast writing the story that might get a little weird!
Matt
Matt
Ok, obviously I lied about the "continuing the story tomorrow thing", I am sorry.
sadly, one english teacher was lost on this day, as he fainted. He hit the ground, and a cell phone landed on his head. ( so sad ). but wait, Jesus sucks the foul demon out of the old lady, and converts it to good energy. He then uses it to revive the fallen teacher. After Jesus tames the old lady, he is like "It has been interesting, later. I am going to Japan for a few days." and POOF, he disapears in a gleaming heap of light.....
sadly, one english teacher was lost on this day, as he fainted. He hit the ground, and a cell phone landed on his head. ( so sad ). but wait, Jesus sucks the foul demon out of the old lady, and converts it to good energy. He then uses it to revive the fallen teacher. After Jesus tames the old lady, he is like "It has been interesting, later. I am going to Japan for a few days." and POOF, he disapears in a gleaming heap of light.....
amazinglove92
New Member
as I stare in wonder at this amazing spectacle I begin to weep. Not sure why but it just felt right! and soon everyone is crying. Then the cell phone rang that hit the guy on the head. The tamed old lady purred in glee. Then some man yelled in glee "pick up the phone." the statement was continued by all watching! With such energy that the old guy sleeping the whole time at the deli woke up. (a muffled scream went out of his mouth as he realizes he hadn't finished the cookie in his pocket yet)
When I picked up the phone (yes I finally realised they where all yelling at me) this happened that was so startling...
When I picked up the phone (yes I finally realised they where all yelling at me) this happened that was so startling...
SaggyWoman
Active Member
enough already.
amazinglove92
New Member
okay not understanding the number thing at all. What is the beef?
Matt
Matt
JesusInFirstPlace
New Member
You are supposed to number which post you are on. That way, we will know when we finally reach #300.
Becca
Becca
Zweihundertneunundvierzig
I picked up the phone, and it was none other than the Croc Hunter. "Crikey!! Mate, you got to help us!!" he said.
"What Steve...what is going on!?!?" I said
"The WLA has invaded Australia Mate!!! You need to send Jesus down here right now!!" he said.
"Whats the WLA?? and Jesus is in Japan right now." I said
"The Wombat Liberati Army is........"
all a sudden a meatball flys out of the deli and knocks the cell phone out of my hand!!!........ dun dun dun....... I look and see the sleepy man he says
"What are you waiting for? we have to get to Japan and tell Jesus what is happening"......
little did the man know, that jesus already knew that we knew. therefore he knew that we were coming, and knew about the vicious wombat invasion and knew that Steve Irwin made a collect call from his moms house.
I picked up the phone, and it was none other than the Croc Hunter. "Crikey!! Mate, you got to help us!!" he said.
"What Steve...what is going on!?!?" I said
"The WLA has invaded Australia Mate!!! You need to send Jesus down here right now!!" he said.
"Whats the WLA?? and Jesus is in Japan right now." I said
"The Wombat Liberati Army is........"
all a sudden a meatball flys out of the deli and knocks the cell phone out of my hand!!!........ dun dun dun....... I look and see the sleepy man he says
"What are you waiting for? we have to get to Japan and tell Jesus what is happening"......
little did the man know, that jesus already knew that we knew. therefore he knew that we were coming, and knew about the vicious wombat invasion and knew that Steve Irwin made a collect call from his moms house.
amazinglove92
New Member
252! Now I get it!
The light shone down on him who types and cleaned the ignorance of the number thing away!
mAtT
The light shone down on him who types and cleaned the ignorance of the number thing away!
mAtT
amazinglove92
New Member
I said to the old man " Let's go then!"
I began to run quickly as can be. I picked up speed going into sprint mode...
The old man calmly walked up beside me and said " You won't make it very far on a treadmill!"
I looked at him in anger " What do you mean. I have went a half-a-mile already! My heart rate is at 70 bpm! And I have burned 80 calories."
He then said " Okay that is good... but... why don't we teleport.
"You can teleport?!" I questioned loudly of the old man.
And with that he took my shoe and began hitting me with it.
And then off we went in his magic teleportation hat!
Matt
I began to run quickly as can be. I picked up speed going into sprint mode...
The old man calmly walked up beside me and said " You won't make it very far on a treadmill!"
I looked at him in anger " What do you mean. I have went a half-a-mile already! My heart rate is at 70 bpm! And I have burned 80 calories."
He then said " Okay that is good... but... why don't we teleport.
"You can teleport?!" I questioned loudly of the old man.
And with that he took my shoe and began hitting me with it.
And then off we went in his magic teleportation hat!
Matt
amazinglove92
New Member
-The writer forgot to number off so the number is now 254.-
Matt
Matt
SaggyWoman
Active Member
arrrrrrggghgh
SaggyWoman
Active Member
lol
JesusInFirstPlace
New Member
#258
And we ended up in the middle of a Japanese street. At least it LOOKED like a Japanese street. We looked around, and I said "Now how are we supposed to find Jesus here? Japan is a pretty big place to be finding one person. It's sort of like "Where's Waldo?" only...not."
We walked to the edge of the street and turned the corner. I suddenly recognized where we were at! "Hey, we're not in Japan! We're in China Town!!!"
The old man said, "Well, I guess I forgot to mention that my hat doesn't always work exactly right." Then in an instant he whisked away, leaving me alone in China Town.
And we ended up in the middle of a Japanese street. At least it LOOKED like a Japanese street. We looked around, and I said "Now how are we supposed to find Jesus here? Japan is a pretty big place to be finding one person. It's sort of like "Where's Waldo?" only...not."
We walked to the edge of the street and turned the corner. I suddenly recognized where we were at! "Hey, we're not in Japan! We're in China Town!!!"
The old man said, "Well, I guess I forgot to mention that my hat doesn't always work exactly right." Then in an instant he whisked away, leaving me alone in China Town.
amazinglove92
New Member
So I got kinda angry but then I realized... hey I still have 259 chocolate bars left!
Will Right More on Story Later!
Matt
Will Right More on Story Later!
Matt