How to tell if you are old.....

[convicted1]

My oldest is older than I was when I married (she's 22, I married at 20). My second is the age I was when I got engaged (she's 19, I got engaged at 18). My third is 11 and my last is 9.


Where is my cane??

If you'd put your binoculars...err, I mean, glasses on, you'll find it. :laugh:

 

[convicted1]

I remember when Prince Albert tobacco came in a tin can(and they are worth a few bucks now), and I have heard about people calling these "mom and pop" stores and ask them if the had Prince Albert in a can. When they would say "yes", then they'd say, "you better let him out!"

 

[Jon-Marc]

I do know any time I can't find my reading glasses and look all over for them, they are usually on top of my head. Also, I have to write myself notes and leave them where I will be sure to find them, or else I will forget whatever it is. If I don't put the bag of trash right in front of the door so that I can't get out without picking up the bag, I will forget it. Even if I put it beside the door, I will walk around it and forget it. I wouldn't say I'm forgetful, but I'm just thankful my head is attached since I would forget to take it with me. :laugh:

I had a man at the store one time tell me as I mentioned I had forgotten my grocery list, "If you can't remember it, you don't need it." So, since I do a whole month's shopping at one time and can't remember every item I need, that means I don't need what I can't remember? What stupid reasoning!

 

[SaggyWoman]

You know you are getting old when all you talk about and elaborate on is your ailments!