So George arrives in Heaven, and St. Peter gives him the grand tour. They enter a building with many rooms. Peter opens the first door and George sees some staid looking folks worshiping with hymns. Peter says, "These are the Presbyterians." They come to another door, and when they look in they see some folks worshiping in a very excited way, whooping and hollering. Peter says, "And these are the Pentecostals."
They come to a third door with a peephole in it, and Peter says, "Shh. Be very quiet." George looks through the peephole and everything looks normal--just some folks worshiping in their own way. He whispers to Peter, "Who are these?" Peter whispers back, "It's the Baptists, and they think they are the only ones here."
They come to a third door with a peephole in it, and Peter says, "Shh. Be very quiet." George looks through the peephole and everything looks normal--just some folks worshiping in their own way. He whispers to Peter, "Who are these?" Peter whispers back, "It's the Baptists, and they think they are the only ones here."