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Hypnotic Music

Russ Kelly

New Member
Thanks brothers and sisters,
With your sense of humor, you make a great family.
I leave for two days and y'all take my thread into comedy hour.
When did Jack Benny sing Holy, Holy, Holy?
Next time you see Benny Hinn on stage, watch him warn the other preachers not to touch him. I think he is wearing battery packs and capicitative shockers. Now that's power.
That would make me repeat the chorus 20 times too.
The 4Him group sounds good. I have heard some of it at church and did not complain.
God bless.
 

vaspers

New Member
Russ Kelly, you make a vaspers laff like crazy vomit up the devil practitioner on espresso and coffee meringue pie, you not nice to vaspers, you make vaspers laff too hard, like diane and kathy and those other female-type Word-warriors...

...vaspers not used to laffing so hard...you very bad man you very very bad bad man...you stop it rite now...vasper can't vasperize anybody when laffing this hard...shame on you, very very bad man, you...

and Elijah better quit his revolutionary act of agreeing with vaspers...vaspers no like it when people agree with vaspers...vaspers want difficult debate so vaspers will be prepared to argue theology with unsaved people...vaspers likes to argue people into salvation...vaspers is very goood at arguing--ask any of vaspers' former friends and associates!!!!! They'll admit vaspers so good at debating, they gave up in disgust and never came back to match wits wit vaspers...vaspers: the original vasperizer.

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Kathy

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LoL @ Vaspers!! You're alright for a guy who doesn't like the Passion movie!! hehehe

Kathy
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vaspers

New Member
yes laff, laff again and again, at vaspers.

vaspers no like no Lord of the Wings, hot chicken wings, only Lord he likes is the one who went to Calvary for the sins of the world.

vaspers no like no moooovies about witches, wizards, sorcery, even if dufus C.S. Lewis produced it.

vaspers is busy vasperizing another blog site, so you behave yourself on this one.

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Elijah

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Originally posted by vaspers:
yes laff, laff again and again, at vaspers.

vaspers no like no Lord of the Wings, hot chicken wings, only Lord he likes is the one who went to Calvary for the sins of the world.

vaspers no like no moooovies about witches, wizards, sorcery, even if dufus C.S. Lewis produced it.

vaspers is busy vasperizing another blog site, so you behave yourself on this one.

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Ok ,maybe not Animal from the muppets. My wife says "cookie monster".
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