It comes to mind

[DocTrinsoGrace]

Happy I never eat out... (I have a Proverbs-31 wife!)

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Also has a Proverbs 31 wife ...

... who has been a NICU nurse for over 40 years.

Sometimes ya gotta cook!

(And yes, that was the first thing that came to mind. :laugh: )

 

[Carolina Baptist]

When the wife is away - eat junk food.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Increased hypertension medication, cholesterol medication, Niacin for triglycerides, more time on the treadmill, the bike, on the aerobic weight workout ...

 

[DocTrinsoGrace]

equine esophageal occlusion

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

::: wondering why DTG thinks I'm a horse :::

 

[Carolina Baptist]

::: wondering why DTG thinks I'm a horse :::

Or a zebra maybe.

 

[DocTrinsoGrace]

Doc is not responsible for his first thoughts... nor the subsequent ones.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Heard on K-LOVE yesterday scientists have finally figured out that zebras have stripes to keep insects away

::: considering investment in black and white grease paint :::

 

[Carolina Baptist]

So, referees don't get bitten by mosquitos.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Reminds me, need "OFF!" from Walmart next time my beautiful wife goes

 

[Bro. Curtis]

It's too cold for bugs.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Warming up here. Good thing too. Ran out of fuel oil last week.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Needed rain, up til today. Now facing flash flood watch. "When it rains it pours"?

 

[DocTrinsoGrace]

Morton Salt

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Morton Salt

on cantaloupe :thumbsup:

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

... with mint and limes (but skip the salt, thanks)

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Cherry Limeade at Sonic Drive-in restaurant.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Pete and T.J. :laugh:

 

[Carolina Baptist]

T. J. Hooker (TV series in the '80s)