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Learn In Depth Roman Catholic Theology in One Minute Seventeen Seconds

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Yeshua1

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Wittenberger said:
Well, if we are going to poke fun at our Roman Catholic brothers and sisters in Christ, how about a good "Baptist joke"?

Here goes: St. Peter was giving a tour to some new arrivals to heaven one day. The new arrivals were a mixture of Episcopalians, Presbyterians, Assembly of God, Lutherans, Roman Catholics, and Greek Orthodox.

St. Peter showed them the streets paved with gold, the stately mansions of the Twelve Apostles, and other spectacular sites in the Celestial City.

However, at one point in the tour, St. Peter turned to the group and whispered, "Shhh! Be VERY quiet while we pass by this next building."

"Why?" asked someone in the group.

"The Baptists are inside. They think that they are the only ones here!"


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This is deadly serious though! the RCC is teaching a false gospel that saves NONE!

cathoics ares till getting saved by Grace of God, despite their damnable Heresies, but the ones saved need to come out of that church, and we still to let it be known that RCC is NOT teaching /preaching the Gospel of Christ!
 
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Wittenberger

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Yeshua1 said:
This is deadly serious though! the RCC is teaching a false gospel that saves NONE!

cathoics ares till getting saved by Grace of God, despite their damnable Heresies, but the ones saved need to come out of that church, and we still to let it be known that RCC is NOT teaching /preaching the Gospel of Christ!
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The point of the joke is that some denominations, including some Baptists, believe that they and only they will get into heaven.
 
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DHK

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Wittenberger said:
The point of the joke is that some denominations, including some Baptists, believe that they and only they will get into heaven.
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Let's broaden it a little. Most evangelicals believe that they and only they will get to heaven. Does that make sense to you. The very term "evangelical" implies that they evangelize because others are going to hell. Now does it make sense?
 
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